Amy Perrin

live forever

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Emails coming through now but too late idc

[pablo dickasso @chicocloudy]

crab chain is cold as hell

[Amy Perrin @AmyFranceso]

10k a year 😍 @Se_Railway

[maka @bodyis4blade]

You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Should I be preparing for WW3 or Christmas,
because I dont have the budget for both. FFS

[D @more_dreM]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[lacey @emomommie]

why are your balls in My court

[Hestia, Esq @Hestia_Esq]

Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[Baton Scoop @Sakowsk1Michael]

Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Pensioners concerned with Labour’s threat to remove the state pension triple lock are urged to take the advice they give to young people.

Stop being such snowflakes, save your pennies and go on less holidays.

[Shagisabadword @shagisabadword]

They raped her for 7 hours STRAIGHT with KETAMINE on their dicks and POSTED FREE PUSSY IN A GROUPCHAT. And all the school did was made them write an essay!?!?? Investigate the school & alumni’s need to stop donating!

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Just outbid a young couple expecting their first child on a lovely 3 bed 2 bath house

Can’t wait to get a tenant in rental #16

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[michal @sagexddd]

to szalone ze sztuczna inteligencja potrzebuje mocy reaktora jadrowego a prawdziwa inteligencja moze dzialac na batonie twix i kokainie

[𝖘 �� 𝖆 𝖚 𝖓 𒉭 @Shadowfaaax]

this is going to ruin the tour

[Danny @Dannynn__]

Know a guy who works for SJM Concerts who are overseeing the Oasis tour, just confirmed that all Asylum seekers arriving between now and next April will get a free Oasis ticket upon entry

[Vera @lovely_2_c_u]

bitches be like "14 months on T"