Amy Fucci

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/KgUtKlayBT Any ideas for how I can repair some torn duct tape?

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/mTq9Z9CEFY If you emphasize the po in police they're probably already after you.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people. http://t.co/y3tuvSKBMw

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something. http://t.co/2fV2mnHfQa

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/3Ysyl53N3a Just made 7 decisions based on my phone’s battery life.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/QBgqVjfIyB In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

This v-neck is literally the most awkward pair of shorts I’ve ever worn. http://t.co/7XaLbtcQ5S

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

I just got the heebie jeebies. That's what I get for having unprotected sex with a ghost. http://t.co/gcCKY0zI7E

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/7A9xqG2nAC I like the way you weigh the way I like you.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

God I'm glad chicken breasts don't have nipples. http://t.co/THX4ZV4ICm

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/nf024mDUdW "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/IdrLDeEObx I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/pBiVsoBiu3 If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/FpmGWYFwUU

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/NGUFO3Ybd9 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/YaB4pfz1ve

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/n9Mg2HUV72

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/3souNrgxxw How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/7KzQrw8v Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying.

[Amy Fucci @AmyFucci]

http://t.co/xWdzbZ7v Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover