Amy Jade Thompson 🦄

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Christmas...the season mum tries to guess who the cards are from before opening them ✉️

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Hair washed twice in one week can only mean one thing...Cheltenham 🏇🏇🏇

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Finally it’s happened!!! 👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Thanks to the emoji people there’s a whole array of emojis I can not relate to because there’s no ginger option...I mean there’s a bloody puffer fish!! #standupforgingers

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Quote of the day from Tracy “those jeans are all ripped!” Yep well done mum, there meant to 🤦‍♀️

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Why do people say “oh you’re a daddy’s girl” as if it’s an issue! I’m proud to be a daddy’s girl 👨‍👧

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

When your boyf introduces you to people saying your normally much nicer...no I’m not I’m a bitch!

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

There’s nothing worse as a girl than going to the toilet and realising there’s no one to unzip your playsuit 😭😭#thestruggleisreal

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

@Itsharrietblack But I would like to be given the option! It’s my basic human rights

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

When someone tell you it’s cheese for pudding!? Wtf has the world come to that cheese is considered acceptable as a pudding, not even a pudding alternative...it’s straight up the pudding choice!

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Running would be so much better if I was chasing a large gin 🍸

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

I’m so glad it’s finally sunny, means I can wear sunglasses to people watch without people judging me for wearing them when it’s over cast 🕶☀️#strugglesisreal

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Literally so true!

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Why is fruit so expensive!? It’s like I’m being punished for trying to be healthier #Ytho

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Aww that’s sweet you don’t like me? It’s cute you care enough to have an opinion on me...can’t say the feeling is mutual #youareirrelevant

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

That feeling when you win the work sweepstake! 🥂 #GrandNational2018

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

“You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret...all the best people are” 🎩 #MadHattersTeaParty

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

“The best peaches are freckled with "sugar spots," which indicate that the fruit is so loaded with sugar that it's crystallizing on the skin” I must just be a sugar loaded peach 🍑 #frecklelife

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Be Blair Waldorf in a world of Vanessa Abrams

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

I’m so ready for summer...shame my body isn’t #summerbody

[Amy Jade Thompson 🦄 @AmyJade1703]

Jeans without belt loops are so unnecessary...how the bloody hell am I meant to keep them up without a belt? #thestruggleisreal