I live alone, so when I go for my weekly food shop I always make sure I buy two carrots or two cucumbers for example, because I don't want people to think I'm only buying one to go home to shove it up my arse
For those who know football know that tonights result didnโt determine whether Messi was the best player ever or not. But yet Iโm so happy he did for the people who thought he needed it so now thereโs no debate. ๐ #Messi๐ต
Ronaldo is sitting at home unemployed watching this๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Need to stop thinking everyoneโs absolutely stunning when iv had a drink because not once have I woken up the next day and not had the fear , beer goggles to the next level