amy rourke

the angle of the dangle times the heat of the meat equals the mass of the ass

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@samNslon @leonaaay add that onto my xmas list then Samii!! Lol #no1crazycatlady

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i no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions & unnecessary conversations. #pleasedimoved

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@sophiereiddxo could be worse I'm away to start my night shift Fml

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@leonaaay I feel like Lewis should instal a radio just for our stu fill #epic #jesswho

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@sophiereiddxo tbf it's still better than Seahouses any day #jealous #iwantahottub

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@sophiereiddxo but it's in Scotland #bah #jokes

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@leonaaay either that or we could be crazy stalker groupies lol Is he on twitter?

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@leonaaay haha he had me howling tonight best line "Christmas shopping is stressful all those mofos rushing around" asif he said mofo

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@samNslon @leonaaay omg I want one like now!!!

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@leonaaay I think that it should be put on Santa list lol

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@leonaaay found this thought of you

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@leonaaay you forgot about one direction lol can't wait to wack him on for my journey home he creases me

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@PriestleyClaire @leonaaay obviously I'd need the right blocks then you'd be like "dam that girl is good,get me some Lego " haha

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@leonaaay @PriestleyClaire I could build any sky you wanted out of Lego hsha

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@leonaaay it did especially when I got to the bottom the brownie pieces oh my gosh #beautiful

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@leonaaay

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@leonaaay I had to try one seeing as you said they were lush #costa #browniehotchoc #lush #festive

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@leonaaay I feel a purchase needs to be made!! Lego sheldon asif!!! #lego #BigBangTheory #bigkid

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@leonaaay seen this thought of you!! #smallthings #creased #lego

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This is what happens when you work in a chippy #cantstopmunching @PriestleyClaire #chippylassproblems