Andy D

[Andy D @An327dy]

All I really want is for everyone I know to be happy and feel good about themselves...

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

U.S. Men’s Curling Team Disqualified After Drug Test Reveals Obscene Levels Of Raw Masculinity https://t.co/TqWT0AJId9

[Bret Weinstein @BretWeinstein]

These artists have a right to remove content in protest. But make no mistake, their intent is to force Spotify to censor Joe Rogan so that you and I can no longer choose for ourselves whether to listen.

They’re on the wrong side of history. Truth persuades. It doesn’t coerce.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

The problem isn’t @joerogan; it’s people who demand submission to their views and seek to silence others rather than persuade.

[Andy D @An327dy]

The closest you can get to the Millennium Force grey out in the month of January!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.

[Andy D @An327dy]

After flying Spirit this morning they are definitely no Southwest. Flight attendant told the man behind me to "be more diligent with his son" after his under-5 son took his mask down. @BuckSexton @ClayTravis

[Andy D @An327dy]

@dmansworld474 couldn't call in, but I think the reason aRoid got so many less votes is because he was stupid enough to still be cheating once they started testing. Bonds and Clemens were at least juicing before testing started

[A Crime a Day @CrimeADay]

7 USC §2149(d) & 9 CFR §3.6(c)(2) make it a federal crime for a dog dealer to house a female dog in heat with another male dog, but not if it’s the son of the bitch.

[Andy D @An327dy]

Nice to see that @BestBuy_Deals gives you $18 off an @Xbox Series S because it's missing the controller and power cable 🤣🤣🤣 what a joke @Shipwreck @Wario64

[Andy D @An327dy]

FYI @zerohedge is blocked on the wifi @DennysDiner

[Andy D @An327dy]

Hey @JLEWFifty found this at a thrift store in parma, thought you might appreciate it #WhatCouldHaveBeen

[Jamie Dlux 🛸💨 @jamiedlux]

“We had a collaboration with some Chinese Commu…uh..Chinese Scientists”

[Andy D @An327dy]

@Colorcastapp @MountainDew Your list is missing one of the best: merry mashup

[Andy D @An327dy]

@IHateGrackles @CrownRoyal They didn't release it in the US this year

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: Joe Biden was taking calls from the NORAD Santa tracking program and a dad ended the call with "Merry Christmas, and Let's Go Brandon."

Biden replied with: "Let's Go Brandon, I agree"

[Andy D @An327dy]

@JackPosobiec @FrEdwardBeck Is there any bigger way to scream pedophile than being a Roman Catholic priest on CNN?

[Andy D @An327dy]

@ll_r_ps @FrEdwardBeck Nothing like pulling from two groups of pedophiles...

[Andy D @An327dy]

@noraneus Too bad people like Nora are too busy molesting 9 year olds to actually produce honest news

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ticketmaster: there’s an $18 convenience fee every time you buy a ticket btw

me: oh. will it at least be convenient

ticketmaster: lmao no dude we’re gonna make it a fucking nightmare