Ana Duarte

Desporto, livros, música e cinema, é fácil arranjar tema de conversa :)

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

A minha infância numa foto só. Aprender o alfabeto com a Rua Sésamo. Adorar o Gualter e o conde de contarrr. Rir com o Egas e Becas e com o Monstro das Bolachas. Querer ser amiga do Ferrão. Que recordações boas!

[Big Bird @BigBird]

This is Poupas from Portugal. I haven’t seen him in a long time. If anyone sees him let him know Big Bird says hi!

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@_annytta_ Já há AIs que se organizam sem indicação superior humana e fazem hacking de sistemas informáticos. Em breve em vez de AI trabalhar para nós, nós vamos trabalhar para eles

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Wow. Poor guy. He’ll only have $3 billion left after he fairly splits his earnings with his partner, who actually designed the leggings the company sells. Women, am I right?

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@daniffox Me 2! Gosto muito de ambos (mais Carlitos, claro) e agora são quase Twins!

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@diogogc_ Claro que não! Vender carros de alta cilindrada faz melhor à economia!

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

Alice Weidel becomes the first leader in the world who is anti-immigration but has an immigrant wife, is anti-LGBTQ+ but is a lesbian herself, opposes LGBT adoption but has adopted two children, and is a hardcore German nationalist but lives in Switzerland

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Happy heavenly birthday to Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries, who would have turned 55.

Her voice was totally one-of-a-kind. Always remembered 🕊️

[Served with Andy Roddick @Served_Podcast]

Alcaraz’s kit since you guys can’t act right

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

Deixem os fãs de tenis ir aos torneios. Não colocar preços absurdamente altos para um fã que quer comprar e oferecer bilhetes a idiotas que nem sabem qual a etiqueta de um jogo de ténis, quanto mais as regras.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The umpire told off crowd members for filming themselves and using a portable ring light while four-time Grand Slam champion Naomi Osaka was serving

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@diogogc_ Eu acho a Bumba na fofinha a melhor humorista portuguesa (incluindo os homens). Tenho uma girl crush nela, acho que seríamos amigas se nos conhecêssemos. Também tem belos takes sobre maternidade.

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

Parem com Masters 1000 de 10 dias!!! Já ajudava bastante.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Aryna Sabalenka was asked about Carlos Alcaraz saying the tennis schedule is too demanding & he’s going to start taking long breaks, ‘If ATP & WTA are not gonna cut the mandatory events, we’ll have to sacrifice points & ranking position to protect our bodies’

“I would love to see changes in the schedule and to cut out the mandatory events and let the players decide what’s better for their health. It’s been super intense. Especially if you play at the level that Carlos is playing, basically very consistent, it’s very tricky for the body. If they’re not gonna cut it, we’ll have to sacrifice points, ranking position, whatever, in order to protect our bodies. I think it would be really helpful from WTA and ATP to kind of ease up a little bit the schedule for us in order to really support our health.”

(via US Open Press)

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@diogogc_ Eu admito que me rio com alguns betos, tipo Manuel Cardoso, muito raramente o CCV (e apenas em contexto falsos lentos/burrice futebolística). A Inês AP, Bumba e Joana Marques são semi-betas, sendo fozeira e restaleiras e também me rio bastante com elas.

[Fronteiras @FronteirasPT]

Lindíssimas vistas do lobo-ibérico a tentar caçar um javali, algures no P. N. da Peneda-Gerês, na Reserva da Biosfera Transfronteiriça Gerês-Xurés. Fotografia de Carlos Pontes. O javali afinal conseguiu fugir, mas emagreceu pelo menos 3 kg!
@ascel @pablopv_1972 @perbaxo

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@diogogc_ Não consigo achar piada ao Mourão ou ao Salvador Martinha. São humoristas que nunca me fizeram rir. Também meto o Nilton nesse lote.

[Earth @earthcurated]

🐻 There’s something special about trail cameras. For a few seconds, you get a glimpse into the quiet lives of wild animals when there’s nobody else around.

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

Esta merda é basket português. Vivemos dias dourados!

[B24 @B24PT]

este block de Neemias foi ABSURDO.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Gael Monfils wrote a beautiful post about his dad, and what turning 40 years old today means for him:

“40.

When my father turned forty, I was a boy celebrating him without really understanding what forty meant. I remember the room, the music, all the people around him. And me, watching him, thinking that one day I'd like to stand the way he stood.
Now I understand. Forty means every choice, every fall, and every hand that picked you back up. He was my first mentor.
He still is. Everything I know about staying standing, I learned from him.
Today it's my turn. And life, in its own way, decided to make it special: I get to spend my birthday on a court, at the US Open, doing the only thing I've ever wanted to do since I was that little boy.
So thank you, life. For the wins and the injuries. For the doubts that made me work. For the people who stayed when it was quiet.
Nothing to prove today. Just a lot to be grateful for, and one more match to leave everything on.

40, and still running. ❤️”

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@LiberalPT Mas a Sofia então tem provavelmente um patrão de merda, que vota IL para ver se o IRC baixa e lidera equipas com discursos parvos do LinkedIn. O problema da Sofia são as pessoas que são da IL.

[Ana Duarte @AnaDu1986]

@LeitoraCompuls2 Mas se não tem um aumento não é por causa das suas chefias? Que provavelmente votam IL para baixar o IRC? Enfim, a lógica da batata deste tweet da IL é apropriada a quem vota neles.

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Four decades of La Monf 🕺🎂

Happy 40th birthday to one of the greatest entertainers the tennis world has ever seen!