A.Pooholes

Father, husbang, lover, & Baseball's angel on Earth (Parody account, geniuses)

[A.Pooholes @AnaheimAlbert]

Cong to Albert Pujols Phong Case Night ong June tird

[Uncle PeeBeePants @UPeebeepants]

How long do we sit back and let the @Cardinals get away with putting a shit product on the field while they try and distract us with Waino/Yadi nostalgia. It’s not 2006. It’s not 2011.
We don’t want anymore fucking bobbleheads. Give us a team we can support. #FireMo #FireOllie

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I met Taylor Swiff once and she smelled like eggs.

That was Thursday

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More like Paul Goldshit.

Dis guy stinks

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Jus forward the league retirement packet to Waino

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Oh no. I have to go againg?

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We will watch your mouth out with soap

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Fuck the Cardinals

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More like Nolan Error-nado

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I think this Paul Dayong guy stinks.

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How bout dat

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Hoping Yadi will still let me rock hing to sleep after da games

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Sorry, thas as far as I cang hit it now

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Home Opener!! Gong try and get to at least second or third base today with one of you lucky lady Cardinal fangs

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Me ang da guys at Margarita Mamas this summer

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Cang wait to eat at Pujols 5. Beng craving it.

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#NewProfilePic

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I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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I had my finger ing his pink fuzzy belly buttong! Found a couple sunflower seeds!

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Max is breaking everything. So scared

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During celebrationg last night, Max Sherzer punched each of us ing the throat and told us not to look at hing or he will eat our babies alive

What a party animal!