AnalPeg

The first meme minted on @uniswap v4 hooks.

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[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Welcome to AnalPEG

you have found the first meme project ever minted on Uniswap V4 hooks

we don't know how you got here
we don't know what you were searching for
but the hook fired and here you are

make yourself comfortable
the plug is permanent

Ca: 0x80339d73e4bacea992807f657a9fb7b7664d8284

View your analpegs : https://t.co/F43CdbFUAJ

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

G anal

@CryptoGodJohn loves an analpeg

https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Sources close to @cobie and @ledgerstatus just revealed they've been holding analpeg since the renaissance

these men flew to italy. rented a CASTLE. had a pixel butt plug commissioned in physical form. and posed with it like they just won the World Cup.

this is not degeneracy. this is ART. this is CULTURE.

cobie has spent his entire career calling tops.
ledger has spent his entire career calling bottoms.
after years of arguing they finally found something they could hold together.

it is a giant pink pixel butt plug. in tuscany. in broad daylight. smiling.

cobie is clearly the top. he's holding the pointy end. natural. instinctive. born for it.
ledger has the base. comfortable. secure. the smile of a man who has come home and the journey was shaped exactly like this.

these two spent a DECADE arguing about tops and bottoms on crypto twitter and it turns out they were never once talking about the market.
they were working something out. slowly. publicly. in front of millions of people.
today in tuscany they finally resolved it.

https://t.co/6A75P0v7Fv

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Connecting Your Wallet on the https://t.co/6A75P0v7Fv Site

Step 1: Open the AnalPEG website
Return to (or open) the AnalPEG site.

Step 2: Locate the wallet connect button
In the top navigation bar, find the wallet connect button (displayed in the header on every page).

Step 3: Click to connect
Click the connect button. Your browser will prompt MetaMask (or any EIP-1193 compatible wallet) to open.

Step 4: Approve the connection in your wallet
In the popup:

Select the account you used to buy $aPEG
Click "Connect" to approve
Step 5: Confirm you are on Ethereum Mainnet
The site requires Ethereum Mainnet (Chain ID: 1). If your wallet is on a different network, your wallet will prompt you to switch.

Once connected, the nav bar will update to show your wallet address, confirming the connection is live.

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Viewing Your Anal Pegs on https://t.co/6A75P0v7Fv

Step 1: Navigate to the Portfolio page
In the top navigation, click "PORTFOLIO".

Step 2: View your Anal Pegs
The portfolio page will:

Read your connected wallet address
Query the on-chain contract for all $aPEG NFTs associated with your balance
Render each Anal Peg as a pixel-art SVG (generated directly from the blockchain)
Display your wallet stats: address, number of Anal Pegs owned, your rarest peg, and estimated value.
Step 3: Click any Anal Peg for details
Click on any individual Anal Peg in your portfolio to open a detail modal showing a larger view and its properties.

Browse the Full Gallery
If you want to browse all minted Anal Pegs (not just yours), click "GALLERY" in the nav bar. This shows the entire collection with live stats (total minted, holder count, floor price) and loads 24 at a time via the "LOAD MORE" button. No wallet connection is required to browse the gallery.

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

���� BREAKING: THE WALLET THAT TURNED $ETH DUST INTO $11M ON Pepe JUST APED INTO $aPEG 🚨

https://t.co/PSsCwCx2w3

👆🏼this absolute degenerate psychopath bought PEPE before your dad knew what a frog was.

When the chart was a flatline.
When CT was busy nuking itself on BSC.

This man saw a broken frog jpeg and said:
“yeah this retires me.”
$11,000,000. from a frog.
no pitch deck. no roadmap. just vibes and mental instability.

AND NOW this fully unhinged oracle of bad decisions
has rotated into ANALPEG ($aPEG)

4269 supply.
buttplug NFTs.
zero dignity.
max conviction.

You’re studying charts
he’s studying how deep the rabbit hole (and everything else) goes.

You call it a joke.
He calls it running it back🐸🍑

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

How to Buy $aPEG Tokens & mint your Buttplugs🍑

Similarly to $uPEG

Ca: 0x80339d73e4bacea992807f657a9fb7b7664d8284

Buying $aPEG Tokens
Step 1: Open the Anal Peg website
Navigate to the AnalPEG homepage in your browser.

Step 2: Click the "BUY $APEG" button
On the landing page, click the BUY $aPEG button. This will open Uniswap in a new tab, pre-loaded with the $aPEG token as the output currency on Ethereum mainnet.

Step 3: Set up Uniswap swap
On the Uniswap page:

Connect your wallet to Uniswap if prompted (MetaMask or compatible wallet)
In the "You pay" field, select the token you want to swap from (e.g. ETH)
The "You receive" field will already be set to $aPEG
Enter the amount you want to spend
Step 4: Approve and confirm the swap

Click "Swap"
Review the transaction details (price impact, fees, slippage)
Click "Confirm Swap" in your wallet popup and pay the gas fee
Wait for the transaction to confirm on the Ethereum mainnet blockchain
Once confirmed, $aPEG tokens will appear in your wallet.

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

If $uPEG can list on opensea so can $aPEG

unipeg just listed on opensea like a good little horse 🦄

analpeg has 4,269 buttplug NFTs and is pegging its way onto the same marketplace as we speak

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https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

this man @kingbtc pulled up to the Burger King drive thru.

ordered nothing.

just held up the AnalPEG to the window.

cashier said "sir what is that." he said "my portfolio."

she called the manager. manager looked at the chart. quit on the spot to buy more.

he's still in the parking lot. crown on. Celtics jersey. engine off. thumbs up. fully pegged.

https://t.co/6A75P0v7Fv

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Sources close to @EricCryptoman confirm he brought his AnalPEG to the podcast.

didn't explain it. didn't have to.

just set it on the desk next to the mic. looked directly into the camera. started the show.

producers tried to remove it. he said "Respect my authoritah"

they let him keep it.

https://t.co/6A75P0v7Fv

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Sources close to @traderpow confirm he has not put down his AnalPEG in 3 days.

won't sell. won't trade. just holds it.

stares at the chart. whispers "she's mine."

this is what diamond hands actually looks like and we're not going to talk about it.

https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU 🩷

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

📊 ANALPEG BY THE NUMBERS

2,400 AnalPEGs live. 67 holders. Floor loading.

595 pegs got burned or bridged to the void.

the collection doesn't care if you're ready.

👉 https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

$uPEG: a unicorn with a horn
$aPEG: a butt plug on a uniswap v4 hook

both are real only one of them is the first meme minted on v4 hooks

https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Gm @snipeder looks like you've got your sights on an Analpeg.

Custom 1/1 analpeg is being made for you.

https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Gm

Team is ready to peg the day, memes raids and more updates coming to your analpegs this week.

https://t.co/D9h3volVrt

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

first meme minted on uniswap v4 hooks

the hook goes in the plug comes out

that's the whole whitepaper

https://t.co/IfKaYcAX4m

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

$uPEG: majestic creature of myth

$aPEG: butt plug minted atomically via uniswap v4 hook infrastructure

one of these will be in the history books

probably both honestly

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

my portfolio:

$uPEG — for the soul
$aPEG — for the hole

diversified

https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Gm @FlippingProfits

Behold your 1/1 analpeg pfp.

https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

liquidity? deep
pockets? deep
everything about $aPEG? deep

🍑 https://t.co/IfKaYcBuTU

[AnalPeg @Analpeg]

Looks like @cobie decided to one up @barneytheboi and get an even bigger AnalPEG what a bloke!

https://t.co/D9h3volVrt