AnalysisDevolved

Soccer is beautiful and math is stupid

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

COL may have an xGF of 21.7, but none of you can ever expect to have a gf. https://t.co/PYus9itxZb

[American Soccer Analysis @AnalysisEvolved]

Interesting find from @JaredEYoung. COL's 21.7 xGF is 2nd lowest in the league. https://t.co/ddCsEvEM3O

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Also math is dumb.

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

This guy should be #USMNT coach https://t.co/RY7oMfL5s7

[Soccer AM @SoccerAM]

Jeff Stelling shared his thoughts over the 'Expected Goals' statistic at the weekend 😡😂

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

Exactly. Use your eyeballs not numbers, nerds. https://t.co/qvmaYUPHHD

[Andy Davies @flashyandy]

@AnalysisEvolved @bill_mk @Harrison_Crow This article is based on stats and not watching the actual games. Molino has done VERY little to make this team better. Esp for his price.

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

#MURICA

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

@DCU_Exile

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

@AnalysisEvolved Because it's hella dumb.

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

Factors involve numbers, which are dumb. You can do better, Donald. #MAGA https://t.co/IpXkRC04d2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be interviewed on @oreillyfactor tonight at 8:00 P.M. Enjoy!

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

@AnalysisEvolved @JaredEYoung You're not pretty enough to be models

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

PIE GRAPHS ARE DUMB PIE IS DELICIOUS https://t.co/xnrasAdkHs

[American Soccer Analysis @AnalysisEvolved]

@MLSanelyst @MLSAnalyst For the curious, here's ours. We don't poop.

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

Wow, @mlsanelyst is a parody, we are TRUTH! I saw him coming two hours early but let him tweet anyway. No big deal! https://t.co/5OMH1gdUAp

[American Soccer Analysis @AnalysisEvolved]

#FF the two hottest parody accounts in MLS: @MLSanelyst (who will hopefully tweet soon?) and @AnalysisDevolve. The future is now.

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

Dummy stats nerds use emojis and don't even support pro/rel. SAD! https://t.co/LI7c2iBnCO

[American Soccer Analysis @AnalysisEvolved]

ASA 🔥
1) On 💩 GKs: https://t.co/8usHq8QAN1
2) On MLS & NCAA passing: https://t.co/X3hMnRr3DC
3) On modeling tactics: https://t.co/q3633fUOft

[David @AlamoCitySC]

Not mine, but gets across some very real/true points. Some people simply have no clue about the REALITY of US soccer

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

"Pirlo" has fewer letters than "Mcnamara" #Math

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

Spreadsheets are for nerds https://t.co/fpwo6cJD3d

[Ted Westervelt @soccerreform]

Making a mockery of soccer. @MLS. https://t.co/R6ZNIGZElH

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

@AnalysisEvolved @AlexRathke I don't know about GKs but nerds are hella weak

[Ted Westervelt @soccerreform]

I welcome seething hatred from MLS supplicants and all their ancillary social media accounts.

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

@AnalysisEvolved Nvm. A billion

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

@AnalysisEvolved No wait, 8

[AnalysisDevolved @AnalysisDevolve]

According to @AnalysisEvolved, Colombia lead the league last year with a billion red cards