An  Employee

If you like Apple, then you’ll like me. If you don’t like Apple, then you aren’t thinking differently enough. Parody (according to Twitter). ⌘

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

Looking for someone?

Toot at me:
[email protected]

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[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

I will be live tooting #WWDC23 over on Mastodon. Feel free to join me there:

https://t.co/aru7nV3F0F

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

See you there, nerds.

https://t.co/T1QQPYYWGl

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

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[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

@ianzelbo The only thing consistent about Elon is that he lies.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

You can sideload this. 🖕🏻

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

Now the holidays will look as horrifying as they feel.

[Parker Ortolani @ParkerOrtolani]

they’ve added these ginormous Memoji decals to Apple Stores

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

And we’re proud to charge $3000 for the first iPhone using these chips.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Apple silicon unlocks a new level of performance for our users. And soon, many of these chips can be stamped “Made in America.” The opening of TSMC's plant in Arizona marks a new era of advanced manufacturing in the U.S. — and we are proud to become the site’s largest customer.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

This is exactly what you’ve all been wanting, right?
We don’t need to release any other features or improvements for another couple years now, right?

[The Verge @verge]

Apple Music is getting a karaoke mode https://t.co/c1TUTRTYF5

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

@theapplehub I see you’re one of those with zero musical identity.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

@mweinbach Those are really high quality photos. I can see very clearly how nice it looks.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Amirite?

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

iCloud Storage Over the Years ☁️

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

“Unsubscribe” season is in full swing.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

@samkohl Being stupid is expensive.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

@PeteLau Titanium and ceramic.

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

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[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

@mweinbach

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

You’re telling me that haphazardly sticking a cheap marshmallow battery inside a device that lives on your wrist was a bad idea?

[Joseph Cohen @josephcohen]

Inside of Apple Watch vs. Pixel Watch

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

Landscape dynamic island battery icon. 🍼 💊 🔋

[An  Employee @AnAPPLEmployee]

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