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[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

@lmichet Just retweet this to MENSA in lieu of an application.

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@hollyghosst Sorry to hear it's been so frustrating and fruitless for your situation. But I'm glad to see you've started moving them in the right direction. Thank you for being so adamant and awesome on behalf of others.

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

🎶 So, bye-bye, watch my open rate fry.

Now my met-rics are syn-thet-ic, and I can't opt-i-mize.

And them good ol' brands that are savvy and wise

Askin' "Why are all my opens so high?"

Why are all my opens so hiiiigh? 🎶

#iOS15 #emailmarketing #emailgeeks

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

@AmyPivo So proud of you!

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Oh, like, an entire 5th of our genetic learnings are wrong because of an excel error? https://t.co/y4R8dMPcJI

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

"Pardon me!" retorts the #securityrobot, as the tips of my umbrella accidentally graze its crown. A refreshing politeness first thing in the morning. #knightscope

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

#NB217 departed millbrae at 8:18

[Caltrain @Caltrain]

#NB217 reported mechanical issue in UP territory at San Martin. -9" due to issue. 319 will pass at Diridon. #Caltrain

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

The line waiting for the grand opening of the Pacifica Taco Bell Cantina #tacobell #cantina #icantfindparkingsoicantgetmybirthdaybeachtowel

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

@assilanedyah At least mankind is making progress towards this concept https://t.co/epkNEUANyw

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

OH on a ERI to OHR flight: “Have you seen the california coastline? There’s really nothing like it. I really recommend just driving down the 101 on sunny day”

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@Caltrain Conductor on the #278 just announced that train broke down immediately again and we’re all holding again

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@wildpuckdiva @Caltrain My southbound train is stuck at the San Mateo station....others are stuck in RWC

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Post Maloan https://t.co/0XRVDHtp8d

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@jeslach “Hello, World”

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So a drunken graphic designer stumbles into a casino completely unprepared. How does one find an ATM amongst the neon signs? Scan the horizon for the Arial font.

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

We shifted to the dark timeline about the same time old people started getting on the internet.

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Hey @newmarkkf! Your job description is over here wearing JNCO’s and asking about its learners permit. Let me know if I should send it home with a burnt CD of Adobe Pagemaker.
https://t.co/7Evg23GemB #adobe #graphicdesign #Y2K

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@howfunworks @FailsforceBlimp So...*looks at double digit hashtag count* How’s the ROI on this campaign doing?

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

@drjoyce_knudsen I just shot you an email on your bellsouth account. Let me know if you don’t use that one anymore.

[DanYELL Dee @Anarchicky]

"How many leads are you producing a month?"
"A fuckton"
"Can you be more specific?"
"A metric fuckton"