An Arsenal Nerd

I feel SO old.

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@Wisco_diva Keith Mars is a dang superhero.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

The internet is amazing because someone I hadn’t heard of an hour ago has got me terrified.

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it’s the damn phones

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

Priorities, fam

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

Book lovers will read 100 pages in one sitting but somehow can’t reply to a text for 3 business days.

[🔪Stabby Jo🔪 @okayestpoet]

Ah yes, thank you algorithm, for showing me that person's tweet from 2 mins ago AND the one from 2 weeks ago, so I'd like both of them and look like a damn stalker.

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@penandjen It’s not getting used in my household. Put that thing in the back of the cupboard where it belongs

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@deadbeatat_dawn This is how old I feel now

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@averageallison Knuckle Puck and Hot Mulligan as cold weather bands makes too much sense to me. Unfortunately, it will be 90 here tomorrow so I’ll be raging in the heat instead of contemplating in the cold

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@booyouhoar4L Idk. I’d probably just leave. And crawl into bed. Because, like, no.

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

I fear “it is very beautiful and sex” will be going into the lexicon

[THE MAYOR (dm for my dropbox) @uosipzw]

Poetry

[scholastic book unfair @jennifersrude]

when the general public starts going crazy collecting a stuffed animal or a sphere of goo or whatever I get really really scared

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

Thank goodness Honey Nut Cheerios can help lower cholesterol as part of a heart healthy diet. Scarfing down the whole box seems good for the body

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

A true elixir of the spirit, no doubt

[peach @p3achslushie]

Counting on the healing properties of Sprite

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

Hell yeah

[mitny @plantsinplace]

i love a crisp & cronchy snack

[Dee @bimbohypno]

crazy how much everyone just accepts everything being a hustle or a scam now lmao. like any time anyone gets screwed booking a hotel or a flight it’s just “well did you book directly with the airline? the hotel? it’s your fault otherwise” like everything being a scam is normal

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

Either way, Mikey Day is gonna scream his skinny ass off for your enjoyment

[sen ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @koriiun]

guys are you real or cake

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

If you wanna hear Return of the Mack 11 times in a row, you gotta commit. I respect that hustle from TouchTunes

[erin @erinelogan]

TouchTunes does Not let you queue a song if it’s already playing and I think they should patch that

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@Baileymoon15 You could just do the world a favor and, well, you know

[An Arsenal Nerd @AnArsenalNerd]

@_owiviaah Idk. I’m struggling with the dying of the light? Is there anything for that?