Anas | Naija Talks 🇳🇬

Football debates, Naija gist & hot takes 🇳🇬⚽ Come argue with me 👇 Follow for daily vibes.

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@thedebuthub Tems holding 35M monthly listeners is so well deserved, her voice carries in every language - Naija music is taking over the world 🌍🎶

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@PulseNigeria247 Funke and Jide will always be the OG duo in my books, their chemistry in Living in Bondage can't be matched! 🎬

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@DanielEdwinxx That hits hard - my younger self would be proud and shocked in the same breath 😄

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@The9jaura Agbara Nla is worth the screen time, the cinematography was top-notch!

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Which scene is the most Nollywood? 🎬 Slow-motion slap, "After all I did for you!", dramatic zoom on a shocked face, or the sudden hospital bed confession? 😂

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Nollywood actress, Yetunde Barnabas Just Got herself A brand new Lamborghini Urus worth 850 million Naira

Congratulations to her❤️🔥

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@BellaJemuel That's the one I'd eat, no debate about it 🔥

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@yabaleftonline Na him always be the one carrying the gist 😂

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@NaijaNowFb Kparobo is doing us proud! 🇳🇬 5 goals in 10 games at 19 is exactly the kind of breakout every Naija boy dreams about. Keep feeding him minutes - he's only getting started.

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@kwaku_UTD The identity thing is the most painful part. You can fix results with recruitment, but you can't buy a culture off the shelf. The boys need a system that tells them exactly what's expected - and consequences when it's ignored.

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@The9jaura You start the day with the invite, you end the day paying like a bride. The only "yes" I be giving next time na to Jollof at home 😂

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Which one hurts more? 😭 A) NEPA takes light in the 89th minute B) Your data finishes before penalties

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Transport 10k my foot 😭😂

*Why pay 10k when you fit tie yourself for back with rope? 😭😂💀💔 we naija no dey carry last 😂💀

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@Chisomonyekwer Na real talk 🤣🤣. The way na dey look person like say na him we dey trouble alone, e get its own thing.

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@Naijashimadun E don reach everywhere sef 🤣🤣. Even the Chelsea wey dey watch from house still dey suffer the banter.

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@The9jaura Self-service could be the way to go for PH, less wahala with the attendant drama. Attendant for me though, the heat in Nigeria isn't a joke 😅

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What are you cooking if I hand you over this bucket of fish😁

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@NaijaNowFb Any Naija 1-0 win dey feel like 4-0 🦘 That relief when referee blow the whistle no be for this world.

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@yabaleftonline The way Nigerian students dey innovate no get limit 🍞🔥 Breadwarma be real, shawarma prices don go crazy.