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ManUTD Fan. CR7 Fan with a working Brain. 😊

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@gavielitedu21 Just play half as good as Messi

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Ballon d’Or should recognise the best player, not just the player with the biggest trophy haul. What matters more: individual brilliance or silverware?

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@ballorbit_ The Power station or Solar generator you should get

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Wait ! is Messi Mad ? Top Scorer and Top assisted in 13 different competitions? 🥶Ronaldo has never been a top assisted in a single competition in a season . Let alone top scorer and top assister!😭

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@da_ibk @OneFootball What did he achieve Pepe and Bernardo Silva didn’t achieve for Portugal ?🧐

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If Fermin Lopez played for Real Madrid and had an English passport, he’d be priced at €150M and starring in global Adidas commercials. Instead, he casually stat-pads in El Clasico, wins international tournaments, and gets treated like a squad player.

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Before Una talk say na Jude Bellingham go dey talk to😒

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People will write 10,000-word tactical threads on 'La Pausa' and 'half-spaces' just to avoid admitting Fermin Lopez has more big-game clutch moments in his boots than most €120M midfielders. Pure, unadulterated chaos😂 I didn’t write this oo and I didn’t mention name oo.

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Jude Bellingham drops a 6.4 in play, scores a 92nd-minute tap-in, and his PR team starts a Ballon d'Or shout. Pedri dictates a midfield for 90 minutes while wearing a heart monitor and gets called a sideways pass merchant and Spinner. Una don spoil this football😭🤦‍♂️

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Noni Madueke pointing to the gold badge on his sleeve after 1-0 win is exactly the kind of unashamed arrogance Arsenal has been missing for two decades. That’s not just a celebration; that’s a psychological statement from a team churning out wins for fun. I dey with you Noni 😂

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But to be honest . Bruno and some of these Portuguese players are snake . They don’t like Ronaldo for reason I don’t know 🧐

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Kai Havertz has been flagged offside 15 times in just 10 Premier League games this season. The next closest player has 8. Mikel Arteta calls it "timing," but statistically, it’s a broken trigger. If Arsenal fixes this single metric, they might genuinely run away with the league.

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Fans are quick to blame the manager, but sometimes the squad just isn’t balanced. Which club needs better recruitment more than a new coach?🧐

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@RichieFestus1 Tell them to return it to Al Nassr 😂

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The defensive wall jumping in fear when Ronaldo steps up for a free kick... because they know it’s either hitting them straight in the face or straight from Saudi to Bauchi 😂

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@Bashojikutu1 Gbam 😂

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Ronaldo calling himself the GOAT is like me calling myself The Richest in the world . Screaming it in the mirror every morning doesn't make it true. 🐐

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@Terrywire_tes Never !!!😂

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VAR should correct clear errors—not turn every goal into a courtroom drama and thriller movie 🧐

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Mauricio Pochettino to Manchester United isn’t a tactical rebuild; it’s a social experiment. You are taking a manager whose entire philosophy relies on high-intensity pressing and throwing him into a squad sitting 18th in the league with a shit defensive line. Make it make sense.

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A summary of how Ronaldo fooled his fans in 2008 😂

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Na lie 😂