Stan Ancheta

Expert level at dad jokes. Not on Twitter often. I don't have much to say.

[Steve Lawlis @stevelawlis]

Great hockey quotes:

"You miss 100% percent of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky

"I had to pee." - Johnny Gaudreau

#NHLTradeDeadline

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

A memory we'll all have forever

[Hugo the Fierce @Hugothefierce]

What time does the opening act for @shakira and @JLo start? Hoomins need to fetch my snackies for that. They make my ears perky. #Shakira #jlo #SBLIV #perky

[Stan Ancheta @AnchetaStan]

How many #kobebrant mentions vs. #neilpeart mentions at the #GrammyAwards tonight? Its a music awards show right?

[Rosemount Irish Football @RosemountMNFB]

Now that’s class. Thank you lakevillenorthfootball We appreciate your love and support. #capstrong https://t.co/p4XiPr74UW

[Stan Ancheta @AnchetaStan]

@JesseAalberg #justturnupthemusic

[Sean @sully_mn]

The Saints have a bad no call go against them.

[Stan Ancheta @AnchetaStan]

Did i just see Sean Peyton whining? #bountygate #LARvsNO

[Stan Ancheta @AnchetaStan]

Dear @ChicagoBears ,

We're used to it.

From,
@Vikings

#EaglesVsBears #NFLPlayoffs #NFLWildCard

[Stan Ancheta @AnchetaStan]

Don't f this up #MINvsSEA

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

Mike McCarthy has been fired

[john randle @johnnyrandle93]

⁦@NFLLegends⁩ ⁦@Vikings⁩ ⁦@FanComSports⁩

[Stan Ancheta @AnchetaStan]

@jerm_az #mancard?

[Kato Kaelin🇺🇸 @Kato_Kaelin]

Rodgers puts more Fkn energy in @StateFarm commercial than @packers game. Ever since State Farm campaign Green Bay has gone downhill. No joke. The team is over. Vikings crushed by the bears but dominate vs Packers. Why? WHY? WHY, do u SUCK PACKERS? Sunday’s r depressing enuf. 💩

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

It's a good weekend to be a Minnesota fan. #Skol #GBvsMIN

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

Hey @TheRealCarlG your offseason starts tomorrow

[Commissioner Fake Don Lucia @FakeDonLucia]

Let’s go LIVE to Madison, wisconsin ...

[Gopher Puck Live 〽️ @GopherPuckLive]

Axe!!!

[Goldy the Gopher (official) @GoldytheGopher]

.@UWBuckyBadger needs to update his locker room.... #AxeWeek #ItSmells