ancient hangover

THERE'S NOTIME LIKE THE PAST WHEN IT EXPLODES INTO A CONSTELLATION WITH THE PRESENT

world's #1 Amonkhet god

[ancient hangover @AncientHangover]

@alebaccio Shut the fuck up dumbass

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Why does this list of countries that cannot participate in Magic look so much like a list of based countries that are treated as American geopolitcal scapegoats and enemies?
North Korea, Cuba, Russia, Iran, Iraq, Libya, Syria

[Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes]

Eligibility
*under 18 not eligible
*players from select countries not eligible
*Individuals barred from competing in events by Wizards are not eligible

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We should sentence all the shithead ragebait retard streamers like this guy and Asmongold, Tectone, xqc, Adin Ross etc to 20 years hard labor in rare earth metal mines, let them live stream from there, and redistribute their wealth to the children currently working them.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Streamer Jack Doherty will be sentenced to 7 years in jail if he's convicted on all counts and receives the maximum penalties

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BO1 only dogshit that also completely replaces Opens? Wizards always manages to take the cool parts of what they're doing and ruin them

[Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes]

Introducing the Arena Limited Championship #mtg #MTGArena

Four Arena Limited Championship Qualifiers in 2026 (replacing Arena Opens)
https://t.co/7Q4GOwkkWr

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@m__steini @lur_altered what's your "solid proof" that it's not AI you dumb fucking bootlicker

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@Optimistic24228 @NobleQAli there's no way it could be both things, right?
your last sentence applies to yourself too you arrogant dipshit

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@Red1Bangarang You should jump off the roof of one of those, illiterate tough guy

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@VladdViever Don't drag Amonkhet into your bullshit, Invocations are some of the most unique and flavorful treatments in all of Magic and have nothing remotely in common with what you posted.

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I really wish new card games actually gave a shit about the art. Look at this slop. It look like Midjourney AI trash. Who wants to play with this?

[Star City Games @StarCityGames]

Congrats to Keith Bellante for winning today's @WondersOTF Constructed event at #SCGHOUSTON and to the Top 8 for an amazing performance! 🏆

The Limited $10K is tomorrow! 💰

Join us at an event near you.
https://t.co/d8Cg8rBT1N

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CubeCon is literally one of the only good things happening in Magic currently, looking forward to coverage

[CubeCon 2026 @CubeConOfficial]

Cubers, the moment we've all been waiting for is here: CubeCon 2025 is about to begin! If you can't make it out to Madison this year, never fear: our coverage team is ready to bring all the action straight to your device! #mtgcube #CubeCon2025

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@TaJoordan @MTGCritic never would've expected you to be such a bootlicker

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@wizards_magic if you buy this dogshit you are a bootlicking rube

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@wizards_magic go fuck yourself

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This is who Magic panders to now. Disney adults who would rather have a Zeus card than go back to Theros while asking for the Magic version of Lorcana. It's pure slop all the way down for piggies like this loser.

[Aaron @MoogleHou]

@wizards_magic Okay, now I’m asking for:
- X-Men set
- Star Wars set
- Disney’s Animated set (Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White & 7 Dwarves, Princess & Frog, Hercules, Beauty & Beast, Little Mermaid, etc.)
- Kingdom Hearts set
- Secret of Mana
- He-Man / She-Ra
- Greek Mythology set

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@EldraziDev @WizardsOTBorder @LandGo_MTG Of course they did, they are a blue check shit stain with 20 followers who constantly simp for Palantir

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@conorjclarke @Card_Titan "i have received many threats"
1) you're a little crybaby bitch
2) maybe don't defend Nazis

[ancient hangover @AncientHangover]

@VitoComedy @conorjclarke @Card_Titan Who cares if it was the hat, they are a private event and they are allowed to refuse anyone service. Free market retard. Maybe try not being a piece of shit if you want to participate in a community.

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@CharlieDir2410 @charliekirk11 lmao, a pathetic shit stain

"quit feeding kids bs"
have the Christian right tried simply feeding hungry kids food? no, of course not, you're too busy giving handouts to billionaires, ripping the constitution in half, and dropping bombs on brown kids

hypocritical demon worship

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@Shawn72011744 @ChefGreginald @CX316 Then play the game retard. Commies and trans people aren't stopping you.

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@libsoftiktok Didn't you retards just spend two weeks getting people fired over Charlie Kirk? Which is it, you like cancel culture or you don't?

It's a private event, they're allowed to do whatever they want. Maybe try not being a piece of shit if you want to play a community game.