Innie_Minnie_Miny_Mo!

Systems Engineer @ResconateHR.

Exhausted 100% of the time.

[Innie_Minnie_Miny_Mo! @And_There_Was]

Hi!
I am going to send applications to various organizations for my NYSC hoping to get a PPA during the Service year and thereafter, retained to begin building a career from there. Thus, here is my application.

Help me repost to get a wider reach. Thank you and God bless you.

[Aya Nishitani 西谷史 @ayanakajima3]

That's right. I am talking about you. Our interactions have changed me. Or rather, I should say you've awakened the old me.

[Innie_Minnie_Miny_Mo! @And_There_Was]

My Dad!
I love the man, but not everything has to be about me going back to school to get another degree or pay for stuff in the house.

[Solo @25soloo]

@_devJNS i hate family members who make every non serious conversation serious

[Innie_Minnie_Miny_Mo! @And_There_Was]

I was only unemployed for 2 months, fuck you mean?😔

[Shaminga @shamingaa]

Yesterday, I shared a story about how I spent more time in university worrying about my next meal than studying .
I honestly didn’t expect the response.

Thousands of people shared similar experiences. It made me realize my story wasn’t unique, it was the reality for many students.

That’s exactly why I built openChow: a platform that lets people anonymously fund meals through MamaPuts, so no one has to choose between studying and hunger.

We just crossed 101 funded meals, and we’re only getting started.

@DONJAZZY , I know you care deeply about helping people. I’d love for you to see what we’re building.

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Never forget.

[NOOBSTER @NOOBSSTERR]

Fun Fact :

Cristiano Ronaldo has never reached Messi's failures.

[olamide @residentbabyboy]

Me I get stable career. You no get, but you want make we dey relationship 😭 Sey e sound good for your ear?

[Pebble @Pebblepj]

"Ronaldo is yet to achieve Messi's failures"

Messi fans are wicked 😭😭😭

[Éduék is jobhunting @eduek_moses]

Dear recruiters.

A rejection mail is the kind thing to do rather than ghost.

Especially after you've asked for a 5 minute loom video, a cover letter, portfolio, CV and a strand of my grandfather's moustache.

[bolajoko @32R59]

5G Conspiracy theorists. Anti Vaxxers. Flat earthers. Ronaldo fans.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Illiterates whose only source of exposure is social media slops will champion any narrative.

"There's no black person in Argentina. They still kill black people in Argentina". You're nothing but an uneducated moron.

There's no name I didn't hear people call Italians especially in Sicily - I lived in Sicily for 2 years, the best years of my life. Not a single day have I felt unsafe even when I nightcrawl. I cannot nightcrawl in Lagos without feeling unsafe.

I have families in Calabria, Catania, Messina, Siracusa, Palermo who will open their doors to me at any point on the day. They pick my from airports. I spend Christmas and new year with them. We have weekend barbecues together. I sleep in their houses.

If I run out of income today, I won't be homeless or hungry as long as I am in Sicily.

Then I come online to see Morons label them racists in entirety.

I will feel safer in Sicily than I will feel safer in South Africa, or even in Lagos state as a Yoruba man born to an Igbo mother. Miss me with that black solidarity bullshit, as if all black folks are kinfolks.

"So why didn't you japa to Argentina?" Again you're a Ronaldo fan, I expect you to be moronic. People migrate mostly for economic reasons - Argentina's economic situation is worse than Sudan's.

This is a black man like you and I, who has ACTUALLY visited and isn't basing his source of online masturbation from social media slops.

[AM @Prime_afc]

All Arsenal G/A - World Cup 2026

[Ribena Junkie 💜🏆 @MaryamLasisi]

Omo, there’s solar in my parents’ house oh, and my mum makes good food. Also, my room is very big 😂

[LuQQ_Ma’aN @__LuQQQ]

There is no logical reason for a Man to be providing for a fully grown adult woman.

[Innie_Minnie_Miny_Mo! @And_There_Was]

@TheIjeomaNtada You're supposed to form plot points in your head while progressing the book all in your head.

Who says it has to be perfect?

[Ijeoma Ntada @TheIjeomaNtada]

No. Books are supposed to help you think. If you’re outsourcing thinking to AI, then we have lost the plot.

[Innie_Minnie_Miny_Mo! @And_There_Was]

@eden_in_bloom Different problems for us, then.😂

[Douglas Kendyson @KendysonD]

Hi @jidesanwoolu, @hanneymusawa

I'm deeply disappointed in your @lirs_govng team hounding Selar in the name of claiming creator royalty taxes. I turn 30 in Oct and I've spent the last 10 years building Selar, so this is what the youth mean by policies being created to crush growing businesses. We are the pioneering and largest creator company in Nigeria (Africa actually), and instead of being supported by the government, the LIRS team is keen on trying to scapegoat us to set a precident.

Beyond the huge numbers seen in the headlines, we are still a young company just trying to make our mark for the creator economy in a country where we've never been supported once, we're literally a bootstrapped company. In 2025 alone, we've fulfilled our tax obligation in almost 9 figures and we've never missed out on any of our tax obligation over the years. You can check the records.

We are a software company, we make our ecommerce software available to our thousands of creators in not just Nigeria but 13 other African countries and for that, we earn a small commission of 4%, most of which goes to our payment provider. This is the same business as shopify, teachable, e.t.c There is no reason LIRS is hounding us for a backdated 5% royalty fee on all sales when we've clearly explained our line of business to them and shared everything to prove we are not a royalty based business.

What they're asking us to do is raise our pricing to extort these funds from our creators which is odd considering our creators still pay taxes on their income. No creator company in the world charges as high as even 5%.

Also, less payment gateway charges we get 1-3% max, so where do we pay backdated 5% fees from?

The government would have to decide if it wants the Nigerian creative economy to grow or not.

This conversation is important to me because we pioneered this industry of monetizing digital products online in Nigeria and today we host over 400k creators selling using our platform.

This is an opportunity for the government to show it's committment to making Nigeria work for young Nigerians especially in the creator economy.

Time and money we should be spending investing into our business and it's growth for the GDP of this nation is being spent in long back and forth.

We can't catch up with the west if this is what we're facing at home. Above everything else, disputes like this are distracting from the real work.

If anything, for all our CSR contributions to the education system in the country with our Smart Hustle Anti fraud initiative and our other efforts, we should be getting tax rebates, but we're not even asking for anything but to be left alone to build our business.

Thank you.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you tried to banter your project supervisor