Paul Anderson

family man who's a reasonable golfer and husband of a famous cake creating wife @clairellacakes- bloody nice chap, likes a beer.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@c2c_Rail delays are acceptable the carnage at Upminster due to lack of staff announcements. Misleading tannoy announcements is not. Fucking shit show. Train just left with no one on it as no one knew wtf it was going

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@c2c_Rail Ok cool. Thanks for the update.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@c2c_Rail app won't let me see return train journeys from Thorpe bay to fenchurch Saturday 27 sep but says no planned engineering works. Help please. Need to be in London at 4pm leave about 10pm

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@c2c_Rail Still not working. What's the story?

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@c2c_Rail Ok thanks.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@c2c_Rail Thanks. Try booking on your app thorpe bay to fenchurch. Leave 3pm return 10pm. Give it a go and see what you get. It's broken

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@Quotemehappy2 I would like to pay off my policies but your bot is not playing nice and doesn't understand.
Can you send me a link to DM you please.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@4thUtilityUK morning I signed up but the original install date couldn't happen due to capacity. Can you give me a call, you've tried a couple of times but I can talk today.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@LinkedInUK my account has been hacked, can you get in touch as a matter of urgency please. I have sent an email from your site, but no response.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@LinkedInUK Hi, got notified this morning that someone has changed my email and password on linked in, can I DM someone please.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@UKCPMLtd Need to talk to someone about your record keeping, my daughter keeps getting parking tickets at her Halls of Res. even though she has a valid annual permit. Making a lot of admin for you and me!

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@premierinn what's happening? Trying to check into to prem Inn new st Birmingham with 30 people in the bar all waiting for room keys. Pre booked and paid but I need to pay again? Two staff! Really?

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

Shouldn't laugh, but they all looked OK :)

[Robert Peston @Peston]

This is not a great look for the party of free speech. I’ve seen heckling in my time and I am not sure this meets the threshold

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@greateranglia hi just left Liverpool Street to southend vic on 11:04. Driver has display thinking we’re heading into Liverpool Street. Be more useful to know what time I get into the vic. Thanks paul

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

@gdavies so watching buzzocks, here is the devils cock for you. You’re welcome. Courtesy of coventry cathedral.

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

My problem with this, is this shouldn’t be about them it should be about performing at Glastonbury. They’ve lost the reason they perform. To entertain. This is all about them and they are nothing if they don’t entertain

[fiz @alamfiz]

people who think arctic monkeys playing their songs slightly slower makes them boring are genuinely children 👍

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

Best one yet, Alex turner. What a cock. Ruined Friday night

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

2/2 @SkyHelpTeam have a folder of images of speed tests over the last 3 or 4 weeks. 300 if lucky, suggest average is closer to 100mbs. Please get in touch as already wasted an hour or so waiting for cust svcs

[Paul Anderson @AnderConsult]

1/2 @SkyHelpTeam Hi, had your ultra fast broadband installed 6 or so weeks ago. Two calls to helpline for poor speeds in first couple of days. Now on again as it's been a nightmare, my 400mbs guarantee, last test was 1.9mbs