Andi Ahne

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I feel most vulnerable when people watch me struggle to fish hair out of my mouth.

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Seriously, is #MindHunter coming back or no? If they need new content, i’ll start acting a fool.

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If you run out of snot rags, you combine existing snot rags and make a new one. Tell me I'm lying.

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“Not dishwasher safe” means absolutely nothing to me.

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@backendoc Actually think it’s awesome

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We ain’t eating lasagna for the rest of the year #poopcruise

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@BismarckBubble errr nerrr. Are we ok?

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Name something that’s better than money.

I’ll go first: Sleeping so you don’t have to worry about money.

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I'm up 10 pounds… looks like 20. Hi, 👋 I’m short.

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Over the counter is still confusing to me.

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Now that the holidays are over, I don’t want to eat anything. I feel like a solid block of cheese.

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Idk about you, but I need a week off to really focus on my laundry.

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I get embarrassed when flies land on me. Like the fly is making ppl think I stink.

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Overheard at work: “Remember when you blew up the bathroom at that funeral?”

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I’m the type of person that hands in a document with food stains on it.

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Watch The House on Sweet and Seventh on Tubi: https://t.co/26yI0T7il2

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Relearning how to skip. This is old.

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The one thing we learned from the #SuperBowl is that we’ve been saying Temu wrong this whole time.

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Stores really took away those little coupon machines without saying anything.

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☀️ Summer is asking yourself, “Did I just swallow an ant?”

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Why do I always yawn when I try to unlock my phone?