@yuanyi_z The 'no one is in academia for the prestige' thing is a bit of a fib - no ? I mean, come on - most academics are not truth seekers, they're mummy pleasing plodders, minus the imagination to do something more interesting. The likes of your L. Wittgensteins are well rare - innit.
@mattvanswol The coke/sandwich delivery time in Madrid just dropped 10 mins ... that'll keep the borgies happy; plus cheap babysitting - once you offset the child rape risk. Over!
New diversity barriers have been installed around Trafalgar Square. Looks hideous.
@SadiqKhan are they to protect people from Reform UK? GB News? Or the threat you never mention?
Our full team is now in place at @OEOGovUK, meet the Ministers! ๐
@SimonLightwood will lead on LGBT+ policy, including banning conversion practices.
@LabourSatvir will lead on race equality.
@StephenCTimms will continue important work on disability.
"improved"
Lying to Healey about defence budgets
Effective silence on beheading attempts in NI
Using disappearing messages with Mandelson (why?)
Digital ID without it being in manifesto
Withholding messages between himself/Mandy under Humble Address (cover-up)
Not a word about Henry Novak until forced by Speaker
Attempted to cancel local elections
Fibbing to the house over Mandelson
Buying votes lifting 2-child benefit cap (90% Muslim)
Freezing pensioners as they don't vote Labour
Employers NI hike
Letting 438 prisoners out by accident (Lammy)
Lied about Durham party (COVID)
McSweeney's convenient mobile phone theft
Flippant "To us, he's just Peter" comment
Imprisoned mother for tweet
Sue Gray debacle
Lord Alli buying his wife's clothes
Taxing pension contributions
Private schools closing due to VAT attack
Rayner tax fiddling probe
Most expensive electricity in world
Killing babies/abortion law
Damage USA relationship/idiotic ban on use of bases
Assisted suicide (pensioners donโt vote Labour)
Reeves blubbing in commons
Frightening Open AI ยฃ34bn investment off
Cabinet ยฃ22k Taylor Swift tickets
Reeves rental breach
Stuffing Lords with 127 cronies
Labour together cronyism/strange funding
Smearing journalists
Donors fast-tracked to jobs
Nick Brown see no evil hear no evil
Labour MP cavorting with TWO sub captains
Louise "fingers" Haigh, the mobile thief
Dan Norris, rape charges
Killing off hospitality/pubs
Shovelling ยฃbillions to Ukraine (not in NATO)
Secret republican/anti-monarchist
Halting Chagossian food supplies (boats he will stop)
Lammy taxi-ride lies/leaving trash
ยฃ22bn "black hole" lie
Tulip Siddiq on run from Interpol
Andrew Gwynne, "pensioner die" rant
Homeless minister evicting tenants
Needed a court to tell him what a woman is
Reeves lying on CV
Mike Amesbury punching voters
Benefits exceeding income tax (ยฃ330bn)
Killing farmers with IHT
300,000 more unemployed
CCP spy embassy
Chagos scam/treason
IRGC not proscribed
Treating pension costs as defence %
Southport 'far-right' disgraceful comments
Recognising Palestine terrorist state
72,000 channel invaders just walking in
Muslim two-tier justice
Removing jury trials
Lawfare on NI veterans (for free!)
No navy in middle east
Faking military spending/dragging feet
Strange Czech work camp as young man
Very odd firebombing male models
Nobbling CCP spy case
Islamophobia law
Handing Gibraltar sovereignty to EU
Removing HM from Gov
Pandering to EU
Economy flatlining
Exports crashing
Highest taxes ever
ยฃ120bn fiscal deficit
Highest gilts costs of any G7
ยฃ500m for pointless Erasmus
Given away fishing rights again
Watering down MP responsibilities
Ignored antisemites marching
It is the greatest privilege to be appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer by the Prime Minister.
Together, we will build a new economy, build new hope and advance the working people of this country.
Time to get on with the job.
Louise Haigh has been appointed as First Secretary of State, Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster and Minister for the Cabinet Office @cabinetofficeuk.