Andrade

UX/UI Designer | Bitcoin. Anti-woke, finance, health, family, and fatherhood

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@oraulsena Sou designer e não uso o Photoshop há pelo menos 6 anos… a Figma está comendo bola, tem a faca e queijo na mão….

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@ZattarRafael Cada casal faz do jeito que achar melhor. Aqui é um planejamento, um objeto, um salário (dos dois juntos somados). Mas tem que ver o que funciona pra cada um…

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@o_incensuravel Cara, eu sou muito bom em fazer leitura. Se tem algo que o Flávio não tem, é energia, entusiasmo e brio. Ele demorou tanto pra estar junto do lado do Milei no vídeo, e chegou 2 tons abaixo do que tinha que chegar.

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@NewsLiberdade Lacrar uma nação inteira por conta de um jogador, ou grupo de jogadores é o cúmulo da burrice. É como comparar o Neymar comigo… parem de ser QI baixo…

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@Thefishermanm Mas não deveria ter decepção. Ele “FOI” sem dúvida espetacular. A frustração existe porque as pessoas esperam este desempenho dele, e ele não pode dar mais.

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@appariciojunior Esculhambou o pricing hahaha

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@mendlowicz A galera fica “defendendo” lado político. É tudo farinha do mesmo saco; não importa o lado…

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

Agora coloca o belo kkkk

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

New level of American patriotism has just been unlocked

#worldcup #usa #fifa

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@mendlowicz A verdade é que só vai fazer bem pro Brasil um presidente que faça reformas impopulares… duvido que algum candidato faça isso!

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@NewsLiberdade A Marta não joga mais futebol há 7 anos!

[Allan Basso @Endzone51]

Eu já vi esse ponto umas 50 vezes.
E ainda não acredito que, em Roland Garros, na quadra central, o João mandou uma deixadinha do fundo da quadra no break point do 11º game do 5º set contra o maior campeão de Grand Slams da história.
Tá maluco....

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Primeiro Comando da Capital and Comando Vermelho are two of the most violent criminal organizations in Brazil. Their reach extends throughout our region and into our country. 

Today, I designated these organizations as Foreign Terrorist Organizations and Specially Designated Global Terrorists. 

The Trump Administration will continue using every available tool to protect our national security interests and deny funding and resources to narco-terrorists.

https://t.co/x3cPYjelwZ

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@appariciojunior Hahahahahaha!!!! Essa eu ri alto aqui…

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

Hahahaha

[Itamar Golan 🤓 @ItakGol]

Me using Claude Opus 4.7 to center a div.

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@rafaelkriek Concordo com você, acho a discussão ali válida pois deve ser uma frustração imensa do cliente também passar por isso. Mas não precisa expor a mulher na internet!

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

My wife mentioned a nice private school over dinner this week
She said the campus was beautiful
I asked what's the tuition
She said we should look at it as an investment in him not a cost
I made a note
She said don't make a note
I said I always make notes
She said this isn't a deal
I said everything is a deal
She closed her eyes

She said we'd discuss it Saturday
I agreed

Saturday 7:02am
She came downstairs in her Saturday robe
Coffee in hand
I had my cargo shorts on

The dining room had been cleared
The projector was on
The analyst was at the head of the table
Quarter zip on, three iced coffees, a legal pad, and two laptops
He had been there since 6:44am

I texted him at 11:14pm Friday
The text said dining room 6:45am bring the model
He sent a thumbs up

My wife stopped in the doorway
She said what is this
I said you said you wanted to discuss it
She said this is not a discussion
I did not respond
She sat down anyway

The analyst stood
He said good morning ma'am
She did not respond
He sat back down
A printed deck in front of each seat
A fourth copy in case

Slide 1 Tuition Schedule
$38,500 per year
Thirteen years
$500,500 nominal
Before escalators
The school has raised tuition 4.2% per year for a decade
With escalators $648,000
My wife said okay
I said I'm not done

Slide 2 Opportunity Cost
Even before escalators
$38,500 invested annually
10% nominal return
S&P long-run average since 1928
By his eighteenth birthday $944,000
My wife said we can afford it
I said I know that's not the slide

Slide 3 Terminal Value at Age 65
$83 million
She was quiet

The analyst slid the sensitivity tables across the table
8% return $31 million
10% return $83 million
12% return $222 million
She did not look

She said this isn't about money
I said it's always about money
She said no it isn't
I said then what is it about
She did not answer

She said you can't put a dollar value on his teachers his classmates his environment
I said I can the analyst already did slide 6
He flipped to slide 6
She did not look

She said the school is the best in the city
I said best is a feeling
She said it produces the best students
I said the students were already the best before they got there

She said our son deserves it
I said our son deserves $83 million

My son walked in
He is five
Dinosaur pajamas
He looked at the projector
He looked at the open deck on the table
He looked at slide 3
He said are we modeling pre-tax or after-tax
The analyst opened a new tab
My wife looked at the ceiling

He said what's the discount rate
The analyst set down his pen
She closed her eyes

He said is this the same return assumption from the 529 conversation
The analyst stopped typing
He looked at me
I did not say anything

She stood up
Sat back down

He said dad can I help
I said yes
He pulled up a chair
The analyst handed him a printout
He started reading

My wife watched him read
She watched him for a long time

She said his name
He looked up
She said do you like school
He said the work is too easy and the kids don't ask questions

She did not respond
She looked at the ceiling
She walked out of the room

The analyst started packing up
He said should I follow up Monday sir
I said no follow up needed

He'll be fine

Sent from my iPhone

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@omatchuca Falaram tanto do "fisico" do Neymar, mas eu acredito que o declínio é técnico mesmo

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

Ebola voltou com tudo. Não tem vacina… eita

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

Para os emocionados de AI

[Dylan Field @zoink]

Quick update: not dead.

$FIG Q1 results:

→ 46% YoY revenue growth, accelerating for the 2nd straight quarter
→ Net Dollar Retention Rate increased to 139%, our highest rate in over two years
→ Raising 2026 revenue guidance for the year

Design matters more than ever.

[Andrade @AndradeUI]

@CentralDoBrega Cara, eu colocaria o Fábio no gol e foda-se. Baita goleiro injustiçado. Pega muito, tem 70 anos e pega mais que muito goleiro.