Oh, look at that…
Vitalik finally saying the quiet part out loud: stop copy-pasting EVM chains like it’s 2021.
Shocking news for the yapper-scammer-industrial complex, but if we actually listened, we’d get 99% fewer rug pulls, real innovation, and crypto that doesn’t make normal people run screaming into the arms of banks.
Keep dreaming, sheep armies. This space won’t save itself.
Here we go, Trove Markets. $11M raised... and gone.
Big thanks to the scammy devs, the cock-sucking KOLs, and that useless shit called InfoFi.
Meanwhile, we delivered with less than $250k funding, while the founder personally poured seven figures into building WANNA FUN.
FYI to all you KOLs and scammers:
I AM COMING FOR YOU.
Life is a bet! On our platform, you don’t wait for markets, you create them.
👉 Will the paid KOL prostitutes still act as if the shit they shill does not exist? (although it does)
👉 Will this shitcoin hit a 1M mcap?
👉 Will your favorite KOL suck a dick for fame?
Gaming. Politics. Sports. Random internet chaos.
If it’s live, if it’s fun, you can bet on it.
In 8 hours it begins.
WANNA × @pumpdotfun livestream.
Integration. Chaos. The reveal that will break Crypto Twitter.
Not tokens. Not an airdrop. Something nobody thought possible.
6PM CEST | 12PM EST | 9AM PST
Everyone's watching @Polymarket, @Kalshi , and Manifold.
But remember:
Yahoo was unstoppable until it wasn't.
MySpace owned social until it didn't.
The prediction market leaders of 2030 probably don't exist yet. (Or do they? 🤨)
Position accordingly.
What happens when a team decides to break every rule?
When prediction markets meet the unpredictable?
When the pill kicks in?
@wannadotfun will never be the same.
Stay Tuned... 👀👀👀
🚨 IMPORTANT: We’ve pulled WANNA/WETH liquidity on Eth mainnet and are now taking a snapshot of all wallets and respective holdings. Once the contract is deployed on #BASE, we will airdrop all qualifying wallets with the new $WANNA token (1:1)
⚠️ YOUR FUNDS ARE SAFE. ONLY LISTEN TO ANNOUNCEMENTS / CAs on our official channels (We will not DM you) ⚠️