Andrea Behm

comedy▪️SAG-AFTRA▪️writing 🐕🍩🏀⛰

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

It’s been so lovely, not seeing all the people I hate. #positivethinking #coronavirus

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Scram!
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[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

@AppleMusic when I search “women of rock” in Apple Music playlists, there are zero results curated by Apple… what year is it again???

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

LA Christmas badge unlocked:

Blast through the carless streets with all the windows down, blaring Carol Of The Bells. 🚗🎄

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

#Uhg

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Still not over this - yes I was raised by old people.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Pleased to report I will be in the next Dune movie as one of them big worms. But a sassy as hell big worm. I come out of the ground at the very end and give them all a real piece of my mind and whatnot. Then they're all like "Daaamn, I guess that big worm told us!!!" End credits

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Enter Charmaine! https://t.co/jL4mWTIxpa

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Really wish I had recorded my mom reading the old headline, “Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox Drink Each Other’s Blood” #oldpeople

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

A tribute. https://t.co/ezggkpgZnj

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Sometimes, a simple act of bravery looks like trying out the city pool.

…and it was great!

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

About damn time ⁦@rheaseehorn⁩ got some Emmy love! 🎉

[Maria Chong @mariachong]

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Saving the best for last. Do not miss this video. Do not miss the last ten seconds. Holy moly.

Harvard astronomy professor @AlyssaAGoodman shows before/after.

Then zooms in…
……..and way out.

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[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

As @iamwandasykes once said, it’s not like the ladies cap off a night of margaritas with a couple abortions.

That’s as jokey as it gets.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Angry about the Supreme Court? Ready to channel your anger into action? Join me and @WorkingFamilies on Monday at 7pm Eastern for an emergency organizing call on how we can all defend abortion rights: https://t.co/QSx5nr52RL

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

There’s something about losing the right to make choices for your own body… that makes the met gala seem irrelevant AF.

#MetGala2022 #RoeVWade

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Made this.

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Some days, I feel pretty fucking cool.

Other days, someone doesn’t know what “unabridged” means - and I feel pretty fucking decrepit.

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Even though we’re far away, you too can metaphorically kick Putin in the ding dong. https://t.co/NInONxY8XO

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

Twitter is so hard.

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

@EmilySandifer is the queen!

Thank you for your awesome work 💗 HMU by the magical Jayme Kavanaugh

[Andrea Behm @AndreaBehm]

@EmilySandifer is the queen!

Thank you for your awesome work 💗 HMU by the magical Jayme Kavanaugh