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@NMamatas Life is like a box of gom jabbar.

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@thathagengrrl Same and same.

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The one thing I hate about Agatha All Along is the song because I CANT FUCKING GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD ITS RUNNING ON A LOOP LIKE A CIA TORTURE TECHNIQUE OVER AND OVER AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP

All good. All normal

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@Variety Dude, just go suck some toes.

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@saramikaila I was forced into the position of taking care of my alcoholic brother for 2 years. It destroyed me financially, mentally, and emotionally. I know what you’re feeling but you have to save yourself. I didn’t, and I’m still suffering because of it.

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@oldenoughtosay I’m allergic to penicillin so a doctor prescribed cephalexin. I broke out in hives from head to toe. Literally. My face blew up. I looked like a monster. The bottoms of my feet were so swollen and painful I couldn’t walk for a whole day. One of the worst experiences of my life.

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@oldenoughtosay Oh, I know this from watching the movie Pride! Immediately ran and looked it up. Fascinating!

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@Freeyourmindkid Not surprising. This guy is one of the most abusive toxic human beings I’ve ever had the misfortune to stand in a room with. And that’s saying something.

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@AsidianMorris Nothing funnier than a little girl saying ‘twats’.

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I don’t pay much attention to celebrities but these two are so freaking cute. I hope they get married and spend the rest of their lives together and have a bunch of adorable kids who dance around in the rain to Umbrella.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Holland and Zendaya posing together at Tom’s BERO launch event.

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@oldenoughtosay Trump

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Watched this last night. Stunning writing and acting. One of the best episodes of television I’ve seen recently. Patti LuPone is amazing and deserves an Emmy.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Here’s to the witches who lunch!!!! Patti LuPone came into the MCU universe not knowing a damn thing about anyone or anything and had the best MCU episode I’ve ever seen! Still gagged

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@lanechanged Quicksand and spontaneous combustion are on that list.

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@imhearcuzelon @snyjets Every pro writer knows those words. They just wouldn’t use them unless they’re writing a 19th century romance.

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@lilmaveric87 @JCareyAuthor I made the mistake of watching multiverse of madness without watching Wandavision first and I was completely lost. Unfortunately, it’s a terrible movie so I don’t recommend.

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@KellDA Flip That Lawsuit Settlement!

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@anerbeer_paul @NickdeSemlyen That was my guess, too.

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Ironman is set in the same universe as The Avengers films, according to anyone who isn’t completely pop culture illiterate.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DUNE: PROPHECY’ is set in the same universe as Denis Villeneuve’s ‘DUNE’ films, according to the show’s exec producers.

(Source: https://t.co/TH1TUzbNFn)

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@BrynDonovan Gen X here. Absolutely know that. Say it all the time.

Can do other Python sketches on request. Lumberjack song anyone?

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@JoyceCarolOates Even the kids can’t help.