Andrea Cary

Dreamer ; Self-proclaimed cat lady ; Tiny ball of rage and glitter.

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[Andrea Cary @AndreaKCary]

Who wants to go home, cuddle with their cat, and ignore adult responsibilities for a year? 🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻

[Andrea Cary @AndreaKCary]

How did I end up on the republican side of twitter? I would like to not please.

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I’ve never been a huge Swiftie. But if you think I’m not obsessed with Tayvis, you’re wrong.

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I’m not saying I manifested NSYNC reuniting on the VMAs today. But I did randomly decide to listen to Celebrity at 5:30am today.

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@sassylilnugget I legit skipped the trial episode because I just couldn’t sit through it.

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I will say this every time I rewatch Grey’s. Fuck the Callie/Arizona custody battle.

[Andrea Cary @AndreaKCary]

Honestly fuck tiktok for making me get attached to kittens and then leaving me sobbing alone in my bed when they leave us

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I guess the fact that I’ve gotten 4 charley horses in 5 hours should be a sign that I need to drink a butt ton of water

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My confidence hasn��t been this broken in a long time

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@sassylilnugget I had had enough by the first minute and then it just kept getting worse. I’m not sure why anyone thought that was a good idea to post

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I’ve seen and heard a lot of shitty apologies. But whatever Colleen did last night might be the absolute worst one. If you could even call that an apology

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This is why I wish I had a boat

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A full stadium, lawn tailgating and now BOAT tailgating

This is WILD. Taylor Swift you are the star of our generation.

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@sassylilnugget It’s because I opened my pool. I apologize.

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I really hate when my fixation foods are takeout. My bank account cannot handle it. But I don’t want to eat anything else.

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My twitter feed is filled with stuff about Coleen Ballinger because I’ve been trying to keep up with the shit show that is her being called out for being a creep and somehow tweets of people supporting her are slipping through?? Kindly go away

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I just watched a TikTok of someone comforting their one dog after their other dog passed away, who happened to be the surviving dog’s son. Now I’m just sitting in my couch, alone, sobbing over a dog I’ve never met. So that’s fun.

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@11lizzie I will forever be sad that I never got a Safari Sam’s birthday party

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Not to be dramatic, but I would die for baby Rocket

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

First look at Baby Rocket in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3’.

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

First look at Baby Rocket in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3’.

[Andrea Cary @AndreaKCary]

I can’t get my cats to stop eating each other’s food. I thought they just wanted to eat out of each others bowls so I switched the food in the bowls. But Oliver is still eating Bucky’s food.

These cats will be the death of me.

[Andrea Cary @AndreaKCary]

I would just like one year where people are allowed to celebrate whatever holiday they want in whatever timeframe the want.

Don’t want Christmas until after thanksgiving? You do you, boo.

Want to decorate for Christmas on November 1st? Live your life, girl!