Andrea King

Always be kinder than you feel and more gracious than you ought. EMU 2016

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

“Nature is not to be touched....but I guess you could smell it.” #SecondGradeTales

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

“Friends, guess what’s coming up on Nov 6?” “CHRISTMAS!” Uh.... #SecondGradeTales

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

If you can't quote Friends or The Office you can't sit with us. 😏

[jesse Williams. @iJesseWilliams]

"Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie."

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

Give me tacos or give me death.

[Chicks With Class @ChickswithClass]

Coffee is my spirit animal.

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

@Kari_King11 This made me laugh out loud. Like the literal kind.

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

Me talking to @dishonplays88 about cute boys: "he probably has hpv." My biggest support ❤️

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

In the room where it's happening. I'm so excited I might cry. #Hamilton

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

Kenny clearly didn't read the next chapter of Genesis...Eve listens to the 🐍 not Adam.Get a better analogy @bachelorburnbk #TheBachlorette

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

Though the better question is how they got my number...

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

"Ms king quick question is thomorow the awords asembely" a student texts. HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING ABOUT ENGLISH MYSTERY CHILD?

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

I think one of my students just texted me. I'm both amused and skeeved 🙄😳😂

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

@dishonplays88 You did in my memoir

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

"Wait are you actually going out or drinking alone again?" @dishonplays88 my biggest support 😂😂

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

You know Birchbox isn't for you when you're more excited about the pretty box than what makeup is inside 😂

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

@lyss14 @ParksAndRecPics You should win a societal award for making it through today without stabbing someone. My hero ❤

[Lon Harris @Lons]

So how long until GoFundMe is our nation's leading health care provider?

[Andrea King @andreaking78]

@ParksAndRecPics @lyss14 you rn