Andrea M. Book

tall glass of water + poodle mama

[Andrea M. Book @AndreaMBook]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Vox @voxdotcom]

It’s official — Elizabeth Warren is running for president https://t.co/gkWNfVDAWq

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@JWOwens3

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground today and I don't know how they do it

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Someone get this man a Snickers! https://t.co/O6s2wmZYYr

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@AOB_15 It’s finally September which means it’s my birthday month

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@JWOwens3 @ArBessey Omfg the QUEEEEEEEN

[crismontyy @crismontyy]

bottles of wine are individual portion sizes and this is the hill I wil die on

[Jessica Hische @jessicahische]

This is a 3rd degree burn. https://t.co/d200eYmwjS

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too

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@savzap Bigger question is why do you follow Cosmo

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@heyimkatieross @jflynn17 @AOB_15 On one occasion, Josh missed my call and texted back “what do you want”. This exchange could’ve been much more jovial with the addition of an emoji

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@guadalahari Hahaha that’s my brand

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@RyanMBook ***failed two times

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@TheDjJenesis https://t.co/gVGxBTfeD8

[carly @notcarlylol]

if anyone wants to know why I'm a brat, here's your answer

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@rebeccuhhhh She’s overcome so much

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@AOB_15 Well would you look at that

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@AOB_15

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Man on flight asked flight attendant for permission to hold ukulele in lap. Stay tuned.