Andre Black

[Felix @felixherbt]

Our media is in total blackout.
In case you don’t know what’s happening, yesterday over 15 NYSC members were kidnapped. Nobody is talking about it because the media is obeying Tinubu’s instructions.

These are people’s children; their parents spent years of hard work training them in university. 💔🤯

[Ibeh @masurge7]

"...I don't involve myself with politics blablabla.."

That man whose catfish business took a devastating blow due to our bad roads could be you or anyone.

If you play with politics, politics will mess with you.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

A whole ram used to go for 15 to 25k.

Chicken 1500 to 2k.

Crate of egg N600.

A bag of “pure water” was N100.

Today, ram is going for as high as 100k & above, chicken 20k, crate of egg 7k, a bag of “pure water” N500,

But when you talk, one idiot will come & tell you that you’re using “emotion.”

Your papa!

[Andre Black @Andreblackx]

@Emeneks I barely remember to pick up my phone during outings. This content creation world we live in is something I can't understand till date. Not everything has to be content and not everywhere is a studio.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

His first day in office, he removed fuel subsidy. He then proceed to devalue the Naira.

He didn’t stop there.

He increased existing taxes and introduced new ones, further increasing the burden on Nigerians.

Food inflation is above 20% and headline inflation at 16%. All lies, because they’re way above the numbers reported.

He has made Nigerians so poor that basic necessities are now luxuries.

And oh, he wants to go back for another four years. He says it’s his turn.

His turn to loot, destroy, enrich his cronies with subsidy monies, and stuff his agbada with the commonwealth of the people.

A master strategists at failure. Buhari walked so emi lokan could fly.

[Adetutu Balogun, MBA @Tutsy22]

You hate a man fighting for the future of 200 million Nigerians, all because your APC gig is feeding you.

So what exactly is the point of running to Canada if you still want Nigeria stuck in the stone age?

Just stay back with your family and enjoy the witchcraft your belly is shouting for!

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

You reduced my purchasing power by over 600% but you want me to be happy because you increased my governors money by over 400%.

Tinubu calm down nw... 😥

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

APC must be voted out, and we must all come together to make that happen with a strong Southern candidate.

It’s quite annoying that some of you believe otherwise
Everyone must put their ego aside and save Nigeria. APC has to go.
This is a plea to all the leaders to save Nigeria.

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

Just a reminder that when Scar took over Pride Rock, the hyenas starved too.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Maybe I’m wrong but I think a government that demands accountability for how you spend YOUR money, but refuses to account for how it spends YOUR money, should be immediately replaced.

[gst @wearegst]

Minister of Works is supposed to oversee the planning, construction, and maintenance of federal roads, bridges, and key transport infrastructure.

Now, what has Dave Umahi done?

Since becoming minister, Nigerians have recorded 1,471 deaths and 8,659 injuries from 2,662 road crashes in just the first three months (Q1) of 2024 alone.

Bus fares have doubled and tripled in some places each year.

But don’t worry, he is overseeing a coastal road for Tinubu and his friend, Chagoury.

[West Africa Weekly @WestAfricaWeek]

President Tinubu has signed the Electoral Act 2026, and it removes certificate forgery as a ground for challenging election results at tribunals. Politicians can no longer be disqualified over fake credentials. But for hardworking Nigerians, submitting a fake certificate means job loss, blacklisting, and prosecution. For the political class, the rules are different. A double standard has been written into law, and the 2027 elections will be contested under this new reality.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

A sitting minister working for the president of Nigeria says that if the president wanted to win a state governorship by all means he would have sent him to get the job done.

So in other words,
The president’s minister is saying that he can subvert the will of the people to get an outcome that satisfies the president if that’s what the president wants.

With every passing day, it’s obvious:
There are deranged unhinged lunatics working as ministers in this government.

And the mad man that uttered this words will keep his job and grant another interview next month to spew even more inanities on national TV.

Chai. What a country. What a shame.

[Akwa Ibom 1st Son @ukocarter]

NELFUND explained in 1 minute.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The thug problem is Lagos didn't start this year. I've been tweeting about it long before I left Nigeria. You know why it became a huge conversation this year? The cars of celebrities were getting bashed.

Immediately, Lagos State Deputy Governor added criminalization of car spotters to his agenda.

The kidnapping of children & teachers have happened at least every 3 months since Thiefnubu came onboard. You know why it became a mainstream conversation this year? Because it affected the turfyard of most of Nigerian celebrities.

"This thing is already in our backyard o".

Ezekiel Dachomo's family was murdered for political reasons. The reason why we've moved on or it didn't become mainstream conversation? Exactly.

You don't need to be smart to get my current drift.

This foolishness of
"as long as it doesn't affect my family",
"it doesn't matter the economy of the country, my God will prosper me",

braindead individualistic culture that we've submerged in, will circle the chicken back home to roost.

With the forest shrinking but the trees keep voting for the axe because they see that its handle made of wood and they think it is one of them? It will circle back.

Because out of hatred for cockroach, the ants voted for the otapiapia.

They all died, including the housefly that didn't even vote.

[SingingTipsWithJohn @j0hn0nah]

Oopsy, I dropped something. 😃🤣
It’s 2-weeks to Language of Songs: a classical music concert that explore poetry, language and art songs. Clean your concert shoes and be ready.

Date: Sunday 6th of September
Time: 5pm red carpet, music starts 6pm
Venue: Alliance Françiase de Lagos/Mike Adenuga Center, 9 Osborne Rd, Ikoyi.

Ticket: N15,000
Scan QR code or visit https://t.co/0vb5nBTqTc

#languageofsongs #los2026 #music #concert

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

APC was founded 13 years ago

13 years and see how much damage they’ve caused throughout the country

Such a despicable institution

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

This is what this drug, ice can do to your body!

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

If you grew up with a good recollective memory, this current Nigeria will enrage you every. single. day.

You remember when things weren’t perfect, but they worked well enough to give you a glimpse of what a functioning country could look like.

[Baby Mars |framer developer🍂 @tearsandguile]

I built the Nigerian Literature Archive for the books many of us grew up reading and the ones we may have forgotten.

From Ige Adubi to Ralia the Sugar Girl, Eze Goes to School and more, it’s a small way to preserve and rediscover Nigerian literature.

https://t.co/c1PJNqpXeL