André 🇭🇹🇨🇮

Actor/Boxer 🎬🥊 Former Footballer ⚽️ new account

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

*During Sex*

Her: Talk to me daddy

Me: I really appreciate you giving me the opportunity to do this

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Did they really start clapping when the plane landed? 😭😭😭

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Why you taking a shit on the airplane bro

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

My name is Frank William Abagnale

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

After that we didn’t talk

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

I worked too hard for the peace I have now and I refuse to be set back again.

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

@GunnzMetzger Universal experience for sure

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

I be so ready to crack in the morning, the single life is painful sometimes

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Gunnar Metzger, Chet Hanks, Chalamet and Justin Bieber are the pioneers of white boy summer

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Am I the only person that never showered with their parents when they were little? Cuz apparently that’s normal???😭

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

@justcfc Technically 06, I was 8 but I remember 2010 more clearly

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

I’m not responsible for other peoples feelings

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

@BrianMcDonaldIE You’re missing the miranchuk twins, Batrakov, mostovoy, Dzyuba, and plenty more but solid list

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

@FrankDabil Ivory Coast

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Where tf is Mario Judah

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

Hey, just got done peein!!

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

This dude posted a video of him rapping and i instantly got irritated and had to hit the unfollow.

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

i am retarded but i am free

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

@Gunnz1995 Okay Dr. Seuss

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

@Gunnz1995 I got haters fr

[André 🇭🇹🇨🇮 @AndreEscobar98]

kinda hilarious girls will deadass slobber on it crazy style pull you in as deep as they can and beg you to finish in them but wont like your instagram story