TaoTeTang

help me pay bills! Loins for Coins

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I will not drunk text my ex. I will not drunk text my ex. I will not drunk text my ex…

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

Ohio hi

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I must bring balance to the world

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I’m not even flexing

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

Bahahaha I’m fucking dead. I just realized I had my notifications were muted. I thought this account was dead😂. Lowkey is but I see y’all’s comments now

[josesito @TechnoPapiJose]

“Damn you’re fine”

Okay tell me something I don’t know already

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I don’t need you, but I want you...

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

Currently having my music playing through my tv. Kinda scared to look at some of these posts on my tl. Like what if it plays that audio?!

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

Horny and lonely makes the ultimate duo for bad decisions. Let’s throw alcohol into the mix...

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

Finally got a mirror

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

My confidence level has really plummeted and idk why. I think I just need a haircut

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

The moon outside and the construction sign telling me to have a safe weekend has me all fucked up rn. I think I’m tearing up

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I’m in the mood for someone to play with my ass rn

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I’m getting a new jockstrap today and I couldn’t be anymore excited

[Jack @likeliterallyno]

Team no sex

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

My testicles hurt. Why you ask? Because I haven’t busted a nut in 5 days

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

But also here’s me flexing my tiny gains

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I think I’ve given up on starting that OF. I just have no care to anymore. Yay! To mental stability

[SZA @sza]

Manifesting exactly wtf I want rn .. love that for me 🥺

[TaoTeTang @AndreHall]

I made my attempts at being cute and witty. I just failed like a motherfucker because my drunk ass self can’t complete a sentence with proper grammar