André Raymond

Comedian/French-Canadian

[Rhondalyn Rymer 🌊🌊🌊 @RRymer58]

For 7 years, I’ve wanted to see a perp walk. Now, I’m hearing that there won’t be one. I’ll happily settle for the inevitable mugshot. C U Next Tuesday, Donnie! Now I must go, I’m out of popcorn.

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Tuesday night special this month! June 21st, comics of all levels welcome! #northbay #705comedy @ Lou Dawgs North Bay https://t.co/T9Bzf53mSS

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Always a blast @loudawgsnorthbay for open mic night! Shout out to everyone who came out for the show to support our little scene! Last Thursday of every month... hope to see you at the next one! @ Lou Dawgs North Bay https://t.co/jgcj3PmLIk

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Pretty much every comic I know (including myself). It's easy to give into the id. https://t.co/Sm0YTfYJ7G

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The hockey world rolling their eyes at Mikko Koivu getting his number retired by the wild as if he wasn't the captain for 11 GODDAMN seasons. Saku next, please. Games played means something.

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When you smash without the vaccine passport... https://t.co/BfYJPFEqC2

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Tell me your Canadian without saying your Canadian... 💯🇨🇦😂 @ Callander, Ontario https://t.co/xgzzwnkz78

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/HZigsAMEOY

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After what feels like a lifetime!!! Comedy at @spcrft

(Original post: @kevinshawandacomedy) https://t.co/ucE3UjSPv4

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Getting my my first "software update v1.00"

I welcome the new overlords😂😂 https://t.co/Ua2N6V0YI1

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So stop me if you heard this one before...So the Leafs are up 3 game to 1, right? https://t.co/jovL8pZVdu

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Where the fuck are flash mobs when you need them?! #notlockdownlockdown #nothingisessential #theuniverseisentropy

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Lockdown announcements be feelin like... https://t.co/McaBYUj9Z6

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Somebody just spit in my mouth so I can come n' go already.

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#wordsmygfhates
Fish-bucket.

ie; "Lemme stick it in your fish-bucket"

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Just think how weird our ears are gonna feel when we don't have to wear these friggin masks anymore.

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Just posted a photo @ The Moose Cookhouse North Bay https://t.co/GIpUxz9CjO

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In the end, most comics will end up in hell. And our punishment will be a never ending game of Cards Against Humanity.

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People take me way too seriously for someone who has pretended to be a comedian for way too long.

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