Samuel osuoha

Athlete⚽

FORCA BARCELONA💙❤️

[HERE TO COOK @HERETOCOOK001]

Cheating on your girlfriend because you have the money is valid.

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Fans moved to tears - Countless

Rival fans moved to tears - Countless

GOAT Debate - Settled

Nah, I love this version of Messi 😂😂😂😂

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Messi is actually humble, so calling him "Mr Humble" is simply you acknowledging something already known; And people who are outraged over his post on IG are choosing to ignore one very crucial fact, this was a collaboration/ad. That said, was anything stated in the ad a lie? The goat debate ended the moment he won the World Cup and cemented the victory with his 8th Ballon d'Or.

Messi has never bragged about being the greatest player ever or the best in the game, nor has he disrespected his colleagues to uplift his own image in the spotlight. He simply plays football, and time and again, has put his teammates in the spotlight even when he's not obligated to and could've made it all about himself. That is where the humility shows.

-Is he GOATed? Yes.
-Is he the best to ever do it in this generation? Certainly.
-Is the debate been over? Of course.

Get your facts right.

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

Lionel Messi just dropped this on IG. It looks like he is bragging but I promise you everything on the receipt is true.

What is this flex. 😭❤️

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

Lamine Yamal 2025-26 season:

• 57 games 👕
• 𝟐𝟓 goals ⚽
• 𝟐𝟎 assists 🅰️
• 𝟏𝟑𝟐 key passes / chances created ⭐
• 𝟓𝟐 big chances created
• 𝟐𝟕𝟎 dribbles completed
• 1x UCL POTM ✨
• 3x La Liga Player of the Month ✨
• La Liga POTT 🏅
• La Liga 🏆
• Supercopa de España 🏆
• World Cup 🏆

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐎.𝟏 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃'𝐎𝐑! 👑

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[Samuel osuoha @Andrerieupage2]

@FabrizioRomano Na prank😂

[Noorie @Nurapost]

Current status:

○ Single.
○ In a relationship.
● In love with FC Barcelona.

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

Make I dey work my ass off so I’d be able to “afford” you because you’re just “a girl”😂😂😂😂😂

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

It's Friday
No girl is pregnant for me
I'm not begging a woman to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's daughter begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life is good 🥂

[steven @iamstevenuche]

Was Ugochukwu not better than this before he signed for chelsea?

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Babe wey no get transport to come see you, no fit add anything to your life.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Gen Zs have been insulted a lot. I worked at UBA for over three years, and this was a major issue when the policy was introduced. People blamed the girl, instead of calling out the organisation for introducing a policy they cannot abide by.” — Lady

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

“Should I come over and make your favorite meal?”

“Baby, check your WhatsApp. I sent you pictures of boobs and some naughty videos. I know you’re having a long day.”

“Babe, I sent you a Spotify link. I curated some of your favorite songs.”

“I prepared tigernut drink for you, and it’s about six bottles. The dispatch rider will be bringing them shortly. Kisses 😘”

These are some of the ways to get yourself endeared to me. But no, you’d rather be sending “hi” and “hello” every Eke Market day. 😂😂😂

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

And for Men, prostate cancer is the #1 cancer killing Nigerian men. Black men of West African descent have the highest rates in the world.

Truth: there’s little you can do to prevent it. But you can catch it early, when it’s still curable.

Do this:
• Start PSA test + DRE at 45. At 40 if your father or brother had it
• Repeat every 1–2 years
• Don’t skip the DRE out of pride. 15 seconds vs your life

Go now if you have:
• Weak or interrupted urine stream
• Straining or not emptying fully
• Waking up several times at night to urinate
• Blood in urine or semen
• Persistent back, hip or thigh pain

Skip: agbo “prostate cleansers”, high-dose vitamin E (a large trial found it raised risk).

Our men die late because they check late. Book the test today.

DRE means Digital rectal exam. “Digital” as in finger, not electronic. The doctor puts on a glove, uses lubricant, and inserts one finger into the rectum to feel the prostate, which sits right against the rectal wall. He’s checking for size, hardness, lumps, or an irregular surface. A healthy prostate feels smooth and rubbery; cancer often feels hard or nodular.

It takes about 15 seconds. Uncomfortable and awkward, not painful. Many men shy away from this test but it’s important, health first remember.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

At age 18 to 29, you have dated my father’s mate, my brother’s mate, politicians, my uncles, my senior men dem. I no vex cus na your life. You don explore well well.

During this period, i dey hustle to get my life together, i dey try make this money make me sef be somebody.

Now wey i don reach 32 and i don get ground small, you dey advise me make i go for my age mate. You no wan make i explore too? 😒

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

A boy and a girl are dating. The boy has a great job, a comfortable apartment and a car. All the girl has is a soft body and a pretty face, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

The boy makes 500k+ a month. The girl is still being fed by her parents, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

From that 500k, the boy is paying her bills, taking her on dates, even covering bills for people he's never met in her family. But it's the boy who is lucky? Okay.

And then when he eventually breaks up with the girl & walks away, he's the one who "fumbled" and "lost a good one?" She's the one who "Dodged a bullet?"

Delusion is a beautiful thing.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

No matter how much you sugarcoat it, it is not your duty to train a woman in the name of relationship when her father is actively alive.

[vanemrys @vanemrys15]

Mbappé is 27 years old.
Haaland is 25 years old.
Kane is 32 years old.
Lionel Messi is 39 years old.

A friendly reminder: at the 2022 World Cup, Messi won the Silver Boot, while Ronaldo scored only one goal in the entire tournament.

If Ronaldo fans are using Mbappé, Haaland, and Kane's Golden Boot race with Messi to banter him, that alone should be enough for you to see Messi's greatness and the huge gap between him and Ronaldo. No 39 year old player at the 2026 World Cup would be able to go toe to toe with the younger generation if it weren't for Lionel Andrés Messi.

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

When I discovered the alarming statistics that over 45% of the world population (3.8 billion people) live with herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1) I was stunned. It means there is a high chance you may have HSV-1 without being aware as most individuals to this particular virus are asymptomatic.