Andres U.

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

@ICEgov Fuck off

[Ally @allytweets15]

RIP Len, you would have hated tik tok night #dwts

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

No way Breann should be up there instead of Gabby

[Lamont @LamontJunior]

The best female vocalist on Idol in years has been voted out. Gabby, your career will be limitless. I’ll be back to vote for vocalist’s once again. It’s now Jamal to win & Jamal only. ✌️ #AmericanIdol

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

4th place’s record in the NL West is 1st place in every other division.

#MLB #Standings

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

Helena said the OTC happened a couple of days ago, but the innies were told they became famous and had parades for months 🤔

#severance

[young bill randa updates @dershoImvik]

#severance
mr milchick: goodnight everyone. im pissed at you.
dylan: my marshmallows :(
mark and helena: let's go fuck in the tent
irving:

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

@Pimp_Lord619 Dodgers were a fastball away from sweeping the Yankees. What's your point?

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

@BaseballQuotes1 Looked like the home plate umpire gave the safe sign indicating the play was still live.

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

All of America is chanting, “Jerry, Jerry, Jerry” rn.
#JerrySpringer

[Lobo Basketball @UNMLoboMBB]

We are happy to announce that Safi Fino-A-Laself is now on scholarship!! Congrats @safieats #GoLobos

STORY: https://t.co/OM5zeopwoF

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

#AboveGrade #AboveClouds

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

Tuft rug came out pretty dope 🎈
#ComingSoon

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

You ever wonder why Michael Scott looks so bald in the 1st season?
#TheOffice

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

🫶🏽

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

@Emmmkayy_

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

Sunrise with my favorite girl.

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

Watching the NLCS live for that Bryce Harper 2 run go ahead HR, felt like a movie scene.

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

@Emmmkayy_ Lol just the brows

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

Why do girls be doing those werewolf eyebrows?? This is what I see.

[Andres U. @Andres__U]

@AndresJ_Porras 😂 I can't stand it!