So @Ryanair your agent in Belfast International airport is refusing to allow me to fly to Malaga (without additional charge) with this bag even though I've already paid for it and priority boarding.
May I present... Arend Martijn Slot, First of his name, Beacon of the shiny dome, Lord commander of the great Red Army, Breaker of the Mancunian, Conqueror of the eredivisie, Lord of the fruity pose and Master of Scouse stratagem.