Andrew

5’5
123lb

[Andrew @Andrew391000]

@vinnie_paz “Id rather be apolitical than apologetic..” - @ANDREWCANDEW @CIA

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My hair is orange now :))

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@TMZ Oh a guy like that isn’t evil? HAHAHAHA.

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@AnnickVeillette Sure, but I’m not sure you know what time of day it is..

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@DCIARatcliffe “Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything..”

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@DDCIAEllis @dartmouth @DartmouthReview Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

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@IrvingNick33 Aren’t Ready to be Marines Yet.. 🫡

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Too Easy..

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@kimberlycongdon You have all the effect of a peanut butter sandwich..I mean if we build rapport we can fuck right? 🙄

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@TheoVon @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke You have the effect of a peanut butter on pajama sandwich..That’s a compliment..

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@TiffanyHaddish “There’s only one thing cuter then a peanut butter on pajama sandwich.. that’s why I call you Nutella..” 🙄

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@princessshenk @samtripoli “How bout I just call you a peanut butter on pajama sandwich and we see where things go..” 🙄

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@SarahKSilverman @NetflixIsAJoke “If you were a little darker I’d call you a peanut butter on pajama sandwich..”

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@bigjayoakerson I have a good pick up line even though he’s not attractive.. “If we build rapport we can fuck right so go make me a peanut butter on pajama sandwich..” I bet this dude just melts when being called a peanut butter sandwich..😂

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@JimNorton @AnthonyCumia What do you call a cigarette and a cheeseburger? It tastes CHARBROILED..

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@elonmusk Some people want to be verbs rather than nouns theres really nothing wrong with that.. @CIA I mean every mother is a whore right? :P

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“I’d rather be apolitical than apologetic..” I still can’t believe that got me in.. 😱

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@Blut_stamm This was actually insightful.. 😂

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mustard chicken..