Andrew Bolt

Pinnacle of the master race and heir to the throne. Piers Akerman says my crotch licking technique is the most satisfying.
Everything I say is true.

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I was trying to point out the inherent communism Scrabble to @3awderrynhinch, but it seems he is STEALING MY IDENTITY. BRB.

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@3awderrynhinch The youth of today have no respect and their barbarian incursion knows no bounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJSyP--IhU

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Must go procrastinate. Remember that barbarians are everywhere. They are possibly even in your house. Smite often & with fury!#auspol #ozcot

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With this incursion of barbariandom masquerading as sensible pragmatism, I hereby welcome our homegrown Tea Party batshit overlords #ozcot

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@thepsychogirl Eating local makes poor foreigners starve. Poor Aussies can't afford healthy local food, so they'll starve too.#auspol #ozcot

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Barbarian! R @ThePsychoGirl It's not encouraging communism to say we've fucked the world...shop local, eat whole food. Easy! #auspol #ozcot

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If advertisiers can't send the "wrong" message, we have no democratic marketplace, sales go down & the economy will be ROONED #auspol #ozcot

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Most ads suck, erm, rock R @qlder would be shocked to see euthanasia ads on tv-sends WRONG mssge to those contemplating suicide @612brisbane

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@ThePsychoGirl I love to talk about things like food, but I need to choose my words carefully, or I'll encourage communism. #followthebolts

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Back in my day, aircon was for whinging fairies. Even the miners are turning into sissies. It's the @greens fault! #auspol #ozcot #MinerJim

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MinerJim: Greg'llKeepGreensInCheck http://tinyurl.com/285aahq "complain till they can't hot shower & aircon doesn't work" Noo!#ozcot #auspol

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Boat people may not represent a bee's fart of immigration, but they're mostly poor barbarians that don't go shopping at KMart #auspol #ozcot

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Look, I know boat people only make up bout 1.5% of immigration & boats hav nil to do w/ population concern, but theyre BOATS! #ozcot #auspol

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Balanced Shanahan in The Ozz: (Burke's)task to undo Rudd's knot of immigration, asylumseekers&population. Finally; THE BOATS! #ozcot #auspol

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Dear #qanda. Any news on the fifth panelist? Is it me? Pleasepleaseplease.

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Well, #qanda looks promising. Hopefully the Nat's Truss, freedom fighting Palmer & The Ozz's Taylor will provide balance to the Labor hack.

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Cheap chocolate & coffee are made possible with world bank loans, slave labour and the freedom to pollute. Barbarians hate brown ppl #ozcot

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The dearth of child labour is Julia's fault. No wonder unemployment's so high when we can't compete with 3rd world countries. I'm so hungry.

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@ThePsychoGirl I'm no vegan barbarian, just Australia's favourite columnist. Jesus died so we could eat 3rd grade factory food. God's plan!

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What he said.