Professor_Dingus

Larval Science-guy, drawer of weird pictures. I specialize in the consumption of pizza and taking long naps.

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

A tiny #pbnj to catch a tiny thief http://t.co/a7xBr5Dl

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

I caught this little dude with a home-made, cruelty-free trap, using a mini pbnj as bait. #mouse http://t.co/mpVYX35J

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

@Dan__Tique scotty2hottyyyy hot tub relaxation http://t.co/KtSGkykB

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

#Christmas #unicorns #robots my favorite things http://t.co/UY0WHuIu

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

#grandmom http://t.co/75Eq6HgK

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

#Santa and Deanna http://t.co/UjcEzWw2

[Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science @rdfrs]

Ancient Bones That Tell a Story of Compassion - by James Gorman - New York Times http://t.co/QyDeakeX

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

Keep off the grass! #sign http://t.co/WIH9sqZ3

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

@Dosbequis12 only if you are also wearing sweatpants #giveuponlifepants

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

the #singularity is that much closer: canadian scientists create most realistic brain simulation yet! http://t.co/iMsNcBAs

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

a fine lil' #bug #entomology http://t.co/cPYqqbjy

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

taking a nap after 8 PM is kind of like playing an ultra low-stakes game of Russian roulette #naps

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

Watching snails have sex to classical music #Netflix

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

@Dan__Tique http://t.co/uwfkCnlb #Aliens

[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

Kepler now has collected enough data to begin finding true sun-Earth analogs-- Earth-size planets with a 1-year orbit around sun-like stars.

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

i just received an email from the late dictator Gaddafi's wife offering me $10 million if i promise to use it strictly for evangelism #scam

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

A friendly yellow jacket on my wrist http://t.co/YXMebuDS

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

Alien eyes http://t.co/EryaHokq

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

the trade-off with old, inefficient light bulbs is that their harsh unnatural light masks all the god damned mildew in your shower. crimony.

[Professor_Dingus @AndrewBorrell]

Every wonder about the nuances of your belly button flora? no? RT @SciAm http://t.co/2YDjFZcA