Andrew Crotto

All I want in life is for Sally Field to cry at my funeral.

[Andrew Crotto @AndrewCrotto]

@doom__days 🙏🏻

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Where’s Waldo teaches children to keep their eyes peeled for men who are discreetly serving.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

This is worth watching. Every word.

[Andrew Crotto @AndrewCrotto]

@doom__days Love this feature too!!

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

I love that this picture is making the rounds as a teacher meme. it was based on this picture of my mother in her classroom teaching. lol

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Sen. Feinstein looked her male colleague, who said she "wasn't familiar with firearms," in the eye on the Senate floor & said: "I'm quite familiar with firearms. I found my assassinated colleague & put my finger through a bullet hole. I know something about what firearms can do."

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

A symbol of hope blooms as Lāhainā continues to heal and rebuild. 💕

Photo courtesy of @FEMA Disaster Recovery Team in Maui, Hawai'i.

[Mia Tretta @mia_tretta]

Today is my first day @BrownUniversity . My best friend should be starting college also, but he was killed when we were shot at our high school. I promise to use my life, my experience , and my education to honor the life of forever 14 yr old Dominic Blackwell. #BeTheChange #GVP

[Dill @dillydilldilly]

Made it to the Renaissance Tour! Can’t wait for Beyoncé to come out 🐝

[Variety @Variety]

Leonard Bernstein’s children Jamie, Alex and Nina do their best impressions of their father’s conducting style during the standing ovation for #Maestro at Venice.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: THREAD: Ronan Farrow’s expose on Musk is out. It’s a MUST READ. Here are some stand-out moments.

Musk deliberately throttled Starlink - the communications system Ukraine was relying on in battle. He held it hostage for $400M at critical points in the war. 1/

[ally @missmayn]

don’t worry guys. the climate change hurricanes will put out the climate change fires.

[Deirdre💧🔥💨 @flowinguphill]

We’re seeing a continental scale atmospheric anomaly. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Tommy Tuberville's primary residence isn't in Alabama:

Campaign finance reports and property documents indicate his home is actually a $3 million, 4,000-square-foot beach house he has lived in for nearly two decades in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida. https://t.co/86oXraBWzd

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Meanwhile, according to the pool report, President and First Lady Biden are at a movie theater seeing Oppenheimer.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Tommy Tuberville pledged to 'donate every dime' to veterans. He hasn't.

"There is no evidence that Tuberville has kept a key pledge he made when he ran for Senate 3 years ago — that he would 'donate every dime' he made in Washington to Alabama veterans." https://t.co/Pn2ZEQYHt9

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

his job is just peach

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lizzo has a heartfelt moment with a young fan at her show in Sydney, Australia. ❤️

[Travon Free @Travon]

Barbie is white women's Black Panther.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose