Andrew DeLonga

I am America's favorite past time.

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AM Beverages, "made in China" American flag glasses, Nationals baseball, more beverages, naps, wings, cards of humanity, winning, AMERICA!

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Dear Omaha, NE- it's not me, it's you. Back to Alexandria, Va. Where things are normal

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@MeganMank @DanMinkin1 happy to help. I'm like the Christian version of Chanukah Harry...

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@DanMinkin1 I think Kirk is awesome on and off the field. That said, Redskins are a train wreck. Be sure to tune in tomorrow folks!

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See? RGIII can still outrun linebackers...

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Wheels off. #Redskins #HTTR

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From botched punt to touchdown, that wax the most redskins thing ever. #Redskins #RIPPaulWalker #RacismEndedWhen

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Adam Gettis might be the 2nd best return man on the Redskins roster

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@DeMathaCatholic football does it again. Is it hard being this dominant a high school? Yes. Otherwise, everyone would do it

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Just went to Tick-Tock Liquor in PG County. I love you PG. Never change

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There is a 50/50 shot I will accidentally "favorite" any tweet with a link on it while trying yo click said link on my phone

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When did basketball decide practicing free throws wasn't important? Horrendous at college and NBA levels

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@DanMinkin1 @GoUpstate I mean, she didn't kill us in our sleep but that was probably because she loved keeping our rent checks for herself

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2 wishes: security clearance- it seems like it would be cool to have. Ability to dunk- do I even have to explain?

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The Marines has spent the past 238 years defending our right to vote for America's next American Idol... thanks. Happy birthday #Marines

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Victor's dunk in case you did not see: http://t.co/jfrnnaneFs

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There is no way you can hear Travis Tritt "its a great day to be alive" and not be instantly in a great mood. #fact #science

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Ray Finkle kicking for that school up north tonight

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David Wilson just did 2 back flips to celebrate not fumbling the ball

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@DanMinkin1 Roger just wanted to tell me about the new safety precautions. That's just the relationship him and I have