Andrew D'Onofrio

The moon will illuminate my room
& soon I'm consumed by my doom.

[Andrew D'Onofrio @AndrewDnof]

@dinofries @ValerieMimi These look awesomeee, go Mimi!

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@dinofries Yo spoilers

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@dinofries It was a 1000 footer

[Andrew D'Onofrio @AndrewDnof]

My Top 5 Books of 2022:
1) A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles
2) Circe by Madeline Miller
3) Can't Hurt Me by David Goggins
4) Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
5) Stoner by John Williams
Bonus: Educated by Tara Westover

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@dinofries @cultofthelamb Mattys back baby!

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@tbogs3 Great choice Teddy, just know you will have to deal with this form of modern day discrimination

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@SpSeanski

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@dinofries Hell yes

[Andrew D'Onofrio @AndrewDnof]

@dinofries Cause you partied and traveled hard this weekend

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@dinofries They've definitely improved their texting game

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@dinofries Nope, try again

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@dinofries Hah who's the moron now

[Andrew D'Onofrio @AndrewDnof]

HAPPY FREAKING BDAY TO ME

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Major League Baseball and the MLB Players Association have reached a tentative agreement on a new labor deal, sources tell ESPN. While it still needs to be ratified by both parties, that is expected to be a formality, and when it is:

Baseball is back.

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@dinofries

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@dinofries I always use glass. Don't trust plastic

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@dinofries Disemvowelment is a very cool word

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@dinofries I think of the soundtrack to that game often

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@dinofries How dare you

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@SpSeanski Day after my bday 👀👀

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@dinofries Atta boy, if you're getting good fresh beans you don't need no creamer