Andrew Ge

What exactly am I supposed to put in this box? I mean I've been alive for 15 years, it'd be sad if I could fit my whole life in 160 characters. I LOVE CATS!!!

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Profound thought for the day: selfie sticks are crutches for those with weak selfie game

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

@mayankmmmx I found your twin brother. He sounds and looks like you. Also he raps and likes computers #reunited ?

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Can I get a sponsorship from @chipotletweets for the free advertising I gave them in my speech tonight? #valedictorian #graduation #getguac

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Shoutout to @sdriscoll10 for helping to extract my graduation sash from under his car. Still no idea how it got there

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

my mother: "quit your complaining, the AC is on, it's not that hot"
one hour later
"so the air conditioning is broken" #itoldyouso

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Watching game 3 of the finals made my heart beat faster than kingda ka. They should rename it #kingjames

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Given that I just watched lebron slide tackle curry, I'm wondering if I changed the channel to soccer by accident

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Time to start that econ paper! #5pagesorbust It's only fitting that I end high school on one last spurt of procrastination

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

*reaches for toilet paper* *nothing there* OH GOD NO PLEASE *extra roll in cabinet* *hallelujah chorus plays in background*

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

@allyabe22 ... what?

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

I had a dream... That all chargers were soft and had rounded edges. Then I woke up and stepped on that s***.

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Really hoping that watching breaking bad counts as studying for physics c. Can Heisenberg synthesize some #CaCO3?

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

@JoeySostek @Eye_You_Shh for the low low price of $60.00

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

@Eye_You_Shh @JoeySostek upenn? More like utakeourmoneyandgiveusasubpareducation

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

@lil_johns this is literally the worst photo ever taken

[Mr. Yost @mryost]

Look what I got for Father's Day! #DadWatch over; #DadLife begins.

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Are buffalo wings named for the animal or the city? The dominos menu seems to indicate the latter, but Im not sure... #GeAsksTheBigQuestions

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

Why is the singular unit of time named something that indicates two? Seconds? Why not firsts? #GeAsksTheBigQuestions

[Andrew Ge @Andrewge8622]

@Eye_You_Shh I can't remember the last time I was this happy to be wrong #2dayweek