Andrew Roth

INT. CROWDED BAR - NIGHT
ANDREW, mid-30s, in shape but not fit, and not the best groomed, ignores the bar patrons and texts typos into his Tweeter Machine.

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I saw #DollarVampire trending and it gave me an idea for a bad tv show. A vampire who runs a Dollar General type store...actually that's all I've got for an idea, but it's already better than most television shows.

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@TheKuhnerReport If A Face For Radio were a person.

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@AmericanPolit76 @TeamPillen @NEGOP @NebraskaFreedom You’re a fucking idiot.

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@RobSchneider Rob Schneider is actually pissed about 2 races of people using the same restroom.

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@AlexaBliz_ Tennessee

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@catturd2 Maybe Charlie was an evil weak loser in the background, too?

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@ExposingClay They’re gonna try to say that’s Tiffany Trump, because they have no idea what Tiffany Trump looks like

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@TiffanyFong Your gang of trolls said high profile sexual assault cases were boring

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@RepLuna Pretty cool all the democrats moved north!

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@ClayTravis I like how Clay Travis is cosplaying as a military strategist and not just some asshole troll with a wife begging him to get out of the house more.

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@bennyjohnson Imagine making and looking back this video and saying to yourself: “I’m so manly and don’t look like a distressed lesbian.”

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@ginamilan_ Thanks for the take lady whose face looks like a catcher’s mitt.

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@ExposingClay I bet he thinks strippers like him too

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@NEGOP People with mental health issues having guns isn’t the flex you think it is.

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@catturd2 It’s cute cattturd thinks Cornyn is going to the unemployment line and a role that’s worth more than Catturd’s life and entire family’s life

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@simkin_eric @CattardSlim You have over 5000 tweets on 700 follows. You’re a fucking loser

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@Wahofann95 Hey man, you have over 5,000 tweets to 115 followers. Stop being a fucking loser

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@ExposingClay @Rachel__Nichols He’s such a fucking loser

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@TT4USA You have 19k posts and 450 followers, even your own family opposes you because you’re butt fucking loser.

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@SaltyGoat17 We will melt down if you blow your brains out