Andrew Israelson

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[Andrew Israelson @AndrewIsraelson]

Give me a couple Dohn Jalys

[Andrew Israelson @AndrewIsraelson]

Flying cross country - watching Land Man and listening to Joe Rogan - Hot Damn I love this country - USA 🇺🇸 - Gold Medal

[Andrew Israelson @AndrewIsraelson]

You’re Wrong

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Austin Reaves, whose shocking rise has turned the Lakers into the greatest 3-guard backcourt in NBA history. TELL ME I'M WRONG. I have never, ever seen anything like this. And neither has LeBron James.

https://t.co/1XeBVUezkS

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NEW: A child just breached the perimeter of the White House

He was small enough to fit through the fence posts 😆

Secret Service picked him up and brought him back to his family “without incident”

It’ll be a great party story for the rest of his life

[Andrew Israelson @AndrewIsraelson]

How I’m feeling:

[Andrew Israelson @AndrewIsraelson]

I just threw up watching the end of Bama - Tennessee. Officially March

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

This is by far the BEST breakdown of why the NBA product sucks today.

He @PKSubban1 says it in the most respectful way possible.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂

[THE NOTORIOUS ZI(E)G @pizzapizzazzzzz]

THEY TESTED MY DNA AND IT WASNT DNA IT WAS USA GO @usahockey cc: @AM34

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Boy Mahomes sure is struggling in the championship, perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on the way out

[Richard ✢ @BadmanRic]

This is the best live performance I have seen in a while 🔥🔥 Bro is him #Grammys2025

[Edgewood Mens Club @fargogolfers]

This is a shame for the golf community in Fargo. Golf professionals are the backbone of healthy facilities across the US. A truly poor decision.

https://t.co/h9ERBumjf0

[RedditFCS @Reddit_FCS]

👀

NDSU has a $111MM athletic endowment!

Which allows them to offset the lowest state, school, and student-fee funds of any public FCS or G5 school ($7.6MM)

Comparative endowment (and other allocated funds):
SDSU: $22.4MM ($12.3MM)
UND: $49MM ($14.8MM)

https://t.co/qzqmLg8Kkf

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

It’s been 5 years since we lost you, Kobe.

Your impact on the sports world, and the world of anyone you ever met, was transcendent.

The murals we painted may fade away, but your memory never will.

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

This was UConn Head Coach Dan Hurley's response when asked about saying “Don’t turn your back on me. I’m the best coach in the ***ing sport” to a referee.

[Clay Harbor @clayharbs82]

Mike McCarthy needs Mike Tomlin‘s publicist.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lets Rip The Old Band Aid Off Once And For All
via @BarstoolBigCat
https://t.co/yrzRbtpoNP

[Andrew Israelson @AndrewIsraelson]

Pain and Sadness

[Josh Galvin @josh_galvin11]

Sam Darnold in January