Andrew Chalon

Congratulations on finding my cringy twitter

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

F it. I might just buy d bloat

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Eggs cooked in butter.

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The undiscovered cure to anxiety is pockets with zippers

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Do I wear white shirts all the time or only when I eat or cook pasta?

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Rinsing the dishes before the dishwasher is BS

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

No one understands how to politely walk with an umbrella

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

It’s important to me that the president is good at golf

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

Best cleats ever made

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Why see the world when you got the beach?

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Posting happy birthday when you have a twin is bullshit

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

NYC is one giant pizza party

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Just because the label was printed does NOT mean the order was shipped

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

Trains are sick

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

If you like:
- trains
- trains
- trains
- trains
- trains
- trains
- trains

…let's be friends. ❤️

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

I think I’m the man for no reason

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

I wouldn’t wish a pizza hangover in my worst enemy

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

I’m not in the business of saying “no”

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

I want to publicly announce that I own the Debbout family

[Andrew Chalon @AndrewJChalon]

I’ve been saving money on groceries by eating out more

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Looks like you’re going to need a new jersey so…

RT for a chance to win @teehiggins5 NEW #5 JERSEY‼️