AndrewJDV

Improv Performer with @OnTheSpotNYC Improv, Teacher w/ @ComedyHall, USF Theatre Alum, Sarah Lawrence Theatre MFA Alum

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You either look at the world around you and think about how many of the things you could grind on if you were in a real life version of THPS…. Or you’re just a walking sack of atrophy…. #THPS @tonyhawk

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@NoContextHumans This just isn’t the same without grandma around

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT if James Ward-Prowse should have been in the England squad.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

⚒️ West Ham become the first English team in history to go 17 European games unbeaten.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

RT if you want it

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@Daniel_Shelnutt Seriously…

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@hollseey I didn’t, until I realized it looks like an Epcot Ball kit…

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“X” is stupid and if you think people are hanging on because they love the platform you are EXTREMELY stupid. I log on, check sports team news, and leave. And once those are gone… I am
Too. But hey Elon you’re living that emerald mine nepo baby life SUPER well

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But like, should I?

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Should I move to California, a thread.

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Me: *9th grade me listening to “‘Meant to Live” by Switchfoot and absolutely vibing… *

Jesus: Oop… we almost got ‘im…

Me: Wait a second what is this song trying to tell me…

Jesus: DAD DAMN IT!

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@USouthFlorida 10

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@DeadlineDayLive Nope

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@TheHashtag0nist 1000000% agree

[Uber West Ham @UberWestHam]

GIVEAWAY! Win a UEFA Europa Conference League replica medal, of course like the one won by West Ham.

To Enter:
➡️ Must Be Following @UberWestHam
➡️ Retweet & Like This Tweet

Winner chosen on the 1st of August, good luck! ⚒️

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Just a reminder. Tom Cruise set back countless people with mental health issues in the early 2000s. He made conversations with family and friends harder. He made lives harder. Anyway, glad he did the big jumpy jump in mission impossible.

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@ChefReactions @Arsenal Big fan of yours in the NYC area…. But also a die hard @WestHam fan so I’m sad this how we get Declan Rice in the area for the first time… hope he works out well for you guys, world class player.

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Me to The Nanny right now. Lead on you absolute Queens legend. #SAGAFTRAstrike #SAGAFTRAstrong

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Hamburgers are made in Hamburg, Germany, everything else is just a sparkling meat patty.

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@MattLevy51 Honestly, I kind of enjoyed it

[Robert Golding @RobGold7]

To true 😂⚒️ #COYI