Andrew Mook

UMU 2022

[Andrew Mook @AndrewMook3]

It is 10:55pm at LA Fitness and the person on the rack next to me is drinking an XL iced vanilla latte from Dunkin between sets. I embrace this kind of behavior, but I feel the need to ask if they’re okay

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“Oh my gosh you’re in Canada? Aren’t you worried about the wildfires?”
Aren’t you a little old to not understand how big Canada is?

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I’m definitely not a Lululemon advocate, nothing is worth that kinda price. But I swear by Jesus, Mary, and The Man Upstairs nothing more comfortable has ever touched my skin than these shorts from the clearance rack

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Watched Midsommar for the first time last night. Great movie but I think it did a factory reset on my brain

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My apartment complex’s comment board is unhinged

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Can we talk about how our whole generation is traumatized by Fireball but my parents and their friends just discovered it and absolutely love the stuff

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I’m no economist but I am pretty sure this is how debt has worked for literally ever person ever

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Buy now, pay later is driving Gen Z into debt, per Bloomberg.

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@ned_murphey1 Powerful of them to show that much work. I’m way too lazy to write out all those steps

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HELP I accidentally went out in public with a Yankees fan

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My dad who uses his phone a max of 2 times a week just made a brand new group chat out of nowhere strictly to flex on me and my sisters real quick. I aspire to be this man.

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My gym crush finally approached me today. I see her every morning and we’ve never once spoken. Waved for my attention so I took my headphones out. I thought this was the moment. “Excuse me, but I think you’re bleeding.” My whole right hand and dumbbell are fucking red.

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@the_delmaramo I don’t know if British Twitter is ready for that kind of conversation, they’re going through a lot rn….

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I don’t know why I’m seeing so much Beatles slander on social media lately but I just won’t stand for it

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To my lovely next door neighbors who drunkenly screamed and collapsed into the wall at 3:42 am followed by “shhh, people are sleeping!” No I’m not. This is the middle of my day. Night shifters are built different. Let’s be friends

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I think nfl kickers are quiet quitting this season

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I’ve never been good at fantasy football, but when your boss calls a department meeting at 3 am just to tell you to make a team for their boss’s league… you start your research

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@WeibelEmily I feel attacked

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Make sure to set aside some time next weekend to sit outside, listen to Zach Bryan and watch the sun come up

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@NKovacs10 Try taking 71 all the way down to Cinci and you’ll get a nice $4.80🙃

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@the_delmaramo As a newly commenced physics degree, I have a few problems with this tweet