Andrew Penrod

One day at a time.

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Why has no one made a parody of Simply Man and changed it to simp man?

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@maddie_penrod01 Can't remember the name of the car wash but people call that spot the spur.

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I'm a man of my word so here is the before and after

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Should I cut my own hair?

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THE BACKHAND TO END ALL BACKHANDS @roughnrowdy

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@Amw_94 No joke. I've been watching people on YouTube and everything can go to shit fast if someone doesn't see you

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For some reason I want to buy a motorcycle and I don't know if that is because I need a change or because I'm suicidal.

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@maddie_penrod01 But they look so cool!

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@PenderToni Not literally. It's more of I've never road one before. It looks fun

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@maddie_penrod01 At least you only hate me some of the time

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My family gathering usually involve playing the good old N64 and then being called a cheater when I kick everyone's ass.

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@maddie_penrod01 lmao we both know that's not going to happen

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@maddie_penrod01 I miss you too May May!!! I'll see you soon

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@maddie_penrod01 My birthday is tomorrow but thanks anyway lmao

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@maddie_penrod01 I want to say it was Lil but really any one of them would do that

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@maddie_penrod01 What!!!!! But I bought the fireworks this year and you know how I like to go overboard.

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Et Tu, Brute?

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@maddie_penrod01 I can only assume our aunt gave them to her...

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@maddie_penrod01 Haha I don't know if that was an intentional your or if you meant to put our. Either was that is great