Andrew Paul Memmott

[Andrew Paul Memmott @AndrewPMemmott]

Are you dancing with your eyes? It's not 1975 anymore. Ugh.

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Dear Homeless persons: Oh mY fUcKiNg GoSh! You are not invincible so stop treating the traffic and crosswalks as if you are!! Fucking di ...

[Andrew Paul Memmott @AndrewPMemmott]

Rufies: Think of it as a win, win situation! You get a nap and I get sex.

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@JasonWBaker You know what would be great? Having your nipples cut off with fingernail clippers.

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WELLLLL I just came. So you can stop touching me.

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You know what I meant when I said slap it? Yeah. I meant DIck slap it. With my dick.

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Seriously, you should see my pubes. It's like a little black guys head is down there

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@iam1cuteboy wait, why don't you want them secondhand? All mine are, it gives them a sort of charm. Like, "This was in someone elses hol ...

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Good morning Twitter. God. Damned. Good. Morning

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How come the Marilyn Monroe rat talks, but the gorilla doesn't??

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@iam1cuteboy i don't know...but Jason says it all the time and I think it stands for Howie

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Push, Push in the Bush....I doubt that means "Shove, Shove the Ex-President of the United States."

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@JasonWBaker I can save animals, you can save plants and my brother Tom is going to save ta tas. Breast cancer research...titastic

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TOTES just got his phone back on. JIZZTASTIC!!! FA LA LA la LAAA la la la LAaaAAA*yes, that's a christmas song*

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likes Twilight...gosh...OH right sorry...back to work..."Yes, this is the freegaysexchat hotline. What's your fantasy???"

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fuck this and fuck that. I will not put up with this fuck. FUUUUUuuuck.

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just said anywhosers with all his heart. Jason is pooh. End of story. Happy after ever for

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did in fact hear air being pushed out from there. Imagine that. perverts

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there's a plant called a 'Pussywillow' hahaha. OooOoo FINRAND!!!

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@JasonWBaker were you invited to this conversation? Just continue drilling please. Okay sorry, that was rude. I'm in a rude mood now ...