Andrew Sbrissa

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

Right about now kinda seems like the appropriate time to probably start thanking your AI for its services. It’ll remember one day.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

shoutout to the @fly2ohare baggage handlers, I never have to wait on a checked bag #InternationalBaggageHandlerDay

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

Having someone take pictures with my phone gives me anxiety. Not because they might drop or break it, but because most people take 1000 photos when you request just 1 - do you know how valuable iCloud storage space is?? It’s not unlimited!

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

@espn, stop pretending like you actually care about the @NHL

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

The amount of people who mistake “apart” with “a part” is mind blowing

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

One of my biggest fears for 2021 is happening: the unvaccinated are spreading covid, getting hospitalized, and spiking the numbers. Now, we’re closer to another lockdown and mask mandate. You guys had your chance to be safe and you ignored it. Bringing all of us down with you.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

Does anyone ever talk about a specific college or university and say “yeah that’s not a good school. Overall it’s a bad program and not a good place.” Like objectively a poor school? It’s always “oh yeah, good school. Good program!”

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

“apart” is not the same thing as “a part”

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I’m proud to announce that the Obama Presidential Center will officially break ground in 2021. Our hope is that the center will breathe new life into historic Jackson Park while delivering jobs, growth, and much more to the South Side.

Let’s get to work.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

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[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

What about the 68% of Americans who don’t have a 401K

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Finished off the year with the highest Stock Market in history. Setting records with your 401k’s, just like I said you would. Congratulations to all!

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

Everyone thinking it’s Jan 1 and all our problems are over. Well, we’ve still got several months of “not normal” ahead of us. It’s not over till it’s over.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

Am I the only one who got a -little- bit emotional watching that 2020 Wrapped story on @Spotify?

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

“We will not lead by the example of our power, but by the power of our example”

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

@warrensmith21 I’m here for you, Pup.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

You know, pasta dishes should undoubtedly be served pre-tossed in the sauce with some additional on top. If you’re putting the sauce on top of plain white pasta, we need to have a conversation.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

@Jlindahl16 get outta here with that @Jlindahl16

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

“A dog whistle about as big as a fog horn” lol

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

We need love. We need prayer. We need empathy. We need one another. And we need to vote.

[Andrew Sbrissa @AndrewSbrissa]

I honestly don’t know how anyone can stand by such an indecent, inappropriate and disrespectful human being as our current President. Anyone.